Wow. I seriously want to fuck shit up.
TropicThunder's Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Angry Rant.
Dear X-Box.
I fucking hate you right now. I'm having a horrible day, and you're just the icing on my crappy cake. Why is it that you always crap out on me when I need you most? I finally have some time alone, but when I pick up my guitar hero, you refuse to read the game disc. In fact, now you refuse to read ANY disc. Even this one, this BRAND NEW Overlord II game, fresh off the shelf.
*Was I not good to you? Did I not give you your own fitted shelf on the enterainment unit? You've never been slapped, bumped or tipped over in my care. Are you and my laptop secretly in league together? I have to wonder.*
But no matter, because as of now, I'm officially breaking up with you. Soon, I'm going to hurl you off the deck, and you will crunch and smash into the dreary, rainsoaked pavement below. You're going to look up the clouds, rain pouring over you and wonder "why? Why?" but now you know your answer. Fuck you.
Dear Silly men who work for the district,
It started raining at approximately 7:15 am. And at around 9am, what do I see but one of your employees jump out his truck, run to the building across the street to activate the sprinklers in the park. Is this downpour not enough for the patchy grass that you had laid down three weeks ago? EASE UP! The grass has gone brown because you guys water it during a fucking rainstorm! Maybe try keeping a schedule of who's turning the damn sprinklers on because I see 4 different people turning them on and off. GAWD. What kind of a name is PotHole Park anyways?!
AND. You know what really grinds my gears?*
Rude people. Rude people on the forums who are just posting to say something. Someone who has maybe 40 posts since they joined and if you look at their posting history, there's not one single comment in there that isn't something along the lines of namecalling, bashing, swearing or just plain old RUDE. And if you're going to insist on being rude to some of these undeserving nice people, then I'm going to call you on it. And no amount of angry PMs you send me will change the fact that you're still an asshole.
Groosfraba...groosfraba...
And today, of all days, I lost my job. This isn't the worst thing in the world, but it's more about the fact that I wasn't fired, or laid off but, without going into any detail, I was forced into a position where I had to resign. That's what is making me so angry about it.
I'm so bummed out.
For the last two days it seemed impossible to wipe the smile from my face. Now I'm having the worst day in a long time.
I was going to most my detailed blog on my first tickle session, but now I really don't feel in the mood for it.