When I got off work today I was tired, very hungry and just wanting to get home. In my weakened and semi-delirious condition I bought a container of microwave chili. I can never show my face in that store again, and can only hope this does not become general knowledge.
At best I could be subjected to scorn, ridicule and other abuse. At worst I could be stripped of my Texas citizenship and deported to Arkansas or, horror of horrors, Oklahoma.
May the chili gods have mercy on my soul..
At best I could be subjected to scorn, ridicule and other abuse. At worst I could be stripped of my Texas citizenship and deported to Arkansas or, horror of horrors, Oklahoma.
May the chili gods have mercy on my soul..
