*kurch sits in his room by his computer*
Welcome Kurchatovium.
There are 1396 days remaining
There are 1396 days remaining
Kurch: What???
Kurch's Computer: There are 1396 days remaining.
Kurch: Remaining till what?
Kurch's Computer: You know. 😉
Kurch: No I dont.
Kurch's Computer: 1396 days till the End Of The World.
Kurch: Oh that. I thought the world was suppose to end in 2000
Kurch's Computer: Yea we were wrong about that. Sorry.
Kurch: How do you know you are right now.
Kurch's Computer: Nostradamus agrees with us.
Kurch: So when is this new date?
Kurch's Computer: December 21, 2012
Kurch: A rather odd date. Guess I wont need to buy Christmas presents or send out Christmas Cards in 2012.
Kurch's Computer: Well you might. Its our job to try to stop the End Of The World.
Kurch: Our job?
Kurch's Computer: Yes The Group is trying to stop End Of The World.
Kurch: The Group?
Kurch's Computer: Yes the Kurchennium Group. We were the Millenium Group but we changed our name now that all that new Millenium stuff is over.
Kurch: I see. I feel honored. Though you need to update your logo.
Kurch Computer: Yea we are working on it. We just got some bailout money from the goverment so we should be able to make a real nice new logo
Kurch: So are there any signs of this new impending doom?
Kurch's Computer: Oh my Yes.
Kurch: Like?
Kurch's Computer: All those Shamwow commercials and that Billy Mays guy.
Kurch: Well you got me there.
Kurch's Computer: Yea see. Serous stuff here. 🙂 And there is talk they may give Chevy Chase another Late Night Talk Show.
Kurch: Oh dear. 😱
That is very serious indeed.
Kurch's Computer: See we know what we are doing. So we need to give you your first assignment
Kurch: Ok I am ready.
Kurch's Computer: There are 1396 days remaining.
Kurch: Remaining till what?
Kurch's Computer: You know. 😉
Kurch: No I dont.
Kurch's Computer: 1396 days till the End Of The World.
Kurch: Oh that. I thought the world was suppose to end in 2000
Kurch's Computer: Yea we were wrong about that. Sorry.
Kurch: How do you know you are right now.
Kurch's Computer: Nostradamus agrees with us.
Kurch: So when is this new date?
Kurch's Computer: December 21, 2012
Kurch: A rather odd date. Guess I wont need to buy Christmas presents or send out Christmas Cards in 2012.
Kurch's Computer: Well you might. Its our job to try to stop the End Of The World.
Kurch: Our job?
Kurch's Computer: Yes The Group is trying to stop End Of The World.
Kurch: The Group?
Kurch's Computer: Yes the Kurchennium Group. We were the Millenium Group but we changed our name now that all that new Millenium stuff is over.
Kurch: I see. I feel honored. Though you need to update your logo.
Kurch Computer: Yea we are working on it. We just got some bailout money from the goverment so we should be able to make a real nice new logo
Kurch: So are there any signs of this new impending doom?
Kurch's Computer: Oh my Yes.
Kurch: Like?
Kurch's Computer: All those Shamwow commercials and that Billy Mays guy.
Kurch: Well you got me there.
Kurch's Computer: Yea see. Serous stuff here. 🙂 And there is talk they may give Chevy Chase another Late Night Talk Show.
Kurch: Oh dear. 😱
That is very serious indeed. Kurch's Computer: See we know what we are doing. So we need to give you your first assignment
Kurch: Ok I am ready.
(To Be Continued)
