*Kurch and Peter Watts have uncovered a massive plot by the evil Linda Butler involving fruitcakes. kurch has given the Group a sample of the fruitcake to analyze and is awaiting the results.*
*kurch phone rings*
Peter Watts: Watts here.
Kurch: Whats here?
Peter Watts: Oh lets not start this again.
Kurch: Hehehe Hi Peter. Whats up?
Peter Watts: Got the test results back from the fruitcake sample you gave me. Interesting results.
Kurch: What did you find?
Peter Watts: The fruitcakes were loaded with a sort of prion. Prions are as you know special proteins which cause other proteins to deform and cause maladies. They are typically known for causing Mad Cow disease.
Kurch: I have heard of them. Sounds like a really deadly fruitcake.
Peter Watts: Thats the thing. These prions are not deadly but would almostly certainly cause extreme madness in anyone who kept ingesting them.
Kurch: Seems Chef Butler has something very evil in mind.
Peter Watts: Indeed I agree and she must be stopped.
Kurch: Oh my I just thought of something when I saw Emeril he had a ton of those samples and was snacking on a lot of them.
Peter Watts: One ingestion would likely not cause any troubles, as you know prions are cumlative in nature. However if he has eaten like ten or tweleve of the samples he could be in grave danger. You best find him.
Kurch: Yes I am leaving now.
*kurch goes back to the conference to search for chef Emeril Lagasse.*
Kurch: Wonder where he could be?
*kurch listens carefully as he walks around and hears the signature BAM of Emeril being uttered from a hall. There he sees the Chef sitting in the corner with a dazed look in his eyes.*
Kurch: Emeril you ok? Talk to me.
Emeril: BAMMM! BAM! BAMMM! BAM! BAMMMM! BAMMMMMMM! BAM! BAMMM! BAMMMMMM! BAMMMMM! BAM! BAMM! BAMMM! BAMMMMMMM!
*kurch calls Peter Watts*
Kurch: Peter I found him. Looks like we may be too late I am afraid.
Peter Watts: Maybe not. I will have the Group pick him up and take a look at him. If anyone can help him its them. Plus we need to keep a lid on this for now. We dont want a panic.
Kurch: Excellent. I hope we are not too late.
*the Group discreetly comes to pick up Emeril for evaluation and treatment.*
Kurch: Dont worry Emeril its going to be ok.
Emeril: BAMMM! BAM! BAMMMMM! BAMMM! BAMM!
Group Member: Hi I am with the Group I am here to pick up Emeril. My name is Roger That.
Kurch: Roger what?
Roger That: No Roger That.
Kurch: Huh?
Roger That: Thats my name.
Kurch: Whats your name?
Roger That: Thats Peter. My name is That.
Kurch: Who is that?
Roger That: Oh dont bring him into it. Anyway I am here for Emeril.
Kurch: He is right over there.
Roger That: Seems normal to me.
Kurch: Normal! He keeps saying BAM all the time.
Roger That: Well doesnt he always do that?
Kurch: Well you got me there. Best take him anyway though just to be safe.
Roger That: Gotcha.
*Roger That takes Emeril back to The Group Medical Labs and kurch heads back to his room to check in with The Group.*
Kurch: "Lime is fun if it has no flies."
Kurch's Computer:
Wrong ID!! Come on. Must you keep up with thiis!
Access denied.
Kurch: "Time flies when you are having fun."
Kurch's Computer:
Correct ID.
Access granted.
Peter Watts: Watts here.
Kurch: Whats here?
Peter Watts: Oh lets not start this again.
Kurch: Hehehe Hi Peter. Whats up?
Peter Watts: Got the test results back from the fruitcake sample you gave me. Interesting results.
Kurch: What did you find?
Peter Watts: The fruitcakes were loaded with a sort of prion. Prions are as you know special proteins which cause other proteins to deform and cause maladies. They are typically known for causing Mad Cow disease.
Kurch: I have heard of them. Sounds like a really deadly fruitcake.
Peter Watts: Thats the thing. These prions are not deadly but would almostly certainly cause extreme madness in anyone who kept ingesting them.
Kurch: Seems Chef Butler has something very evil in mind.
Peter Watts: Indeed I agree and she must be stopped.
Kurch: Oh my I just thought of something when I saw Emeril he had a ton of those samples and was snacking on a lot of them.
Peter Watts: One ingestion would likely not cause any troubles, as you know prions are cumlative in nature. However if he has eaten like ten or tweleve of the samples he could be in grave danger. You best find him.
Kurch: Yes I am leaving now.
*kurch goes back to the conference to search for chef Emeril Lagasse.*
Kurch: Wonder where he could be?
*kurch listens carefully as he walks around and hears the signature BAM of Emeril being uttered from a hall. There he sees the Chef sitting in the corner with a dazed look in his eyes.*
Kurch: Emeril you ok? Talk to me.
Emeril: BAMMM! BAM! BAMMM! BAM! BAMMMM! BAMMMMMMM! BAM! BAMMM! BAMMMMMM! BAMMMMM! BAM! BAMM! BAMMM! BAMMMMMMM!
*kurch calls Peter Watts*
Kurch: Peter I found him. Looks like we may be too late I am afraid.
Peter Watts: Maybe not. I will have the Group pick him up and take a look at him. If anyone can help him its them. Plus we need to keep a lid on this for now. We dont want a panic.
Kurch: Excellent. I hope we are not too late.
*the Group discreetly comes to pick up Emeril for evaluation and treatment.*
Kurch: Dont worry Emeril its going to be ok.
Emeril: BAMMM! BAM! BAMMMMM! BAMMM! BAMM!
Group Member: Hi I am with the Group I am here to pick up Emeril. My name is Roger That.
Kurch: Roger what?
Roger That: No Roger That.
Kurch: Huh?
Roger That: Thats my name.
Kurch: Whats your name?
Roger That: Thats Peter. My name is That.
Kurch: Who is that?
Roger That: Oh dont bring him into it. Anyway I am here for Emeril.
Kurch: He is right over there.
Roger That: Seems normal to me.
Kurch: Normal! He keeps saying BAM all the time.
Roger That: Well doesnt he always do that?
Kurch: Well you got me there. Best take him anyway though just to be safe.
Roger That: Gotcha.
*Roger That takes Emeril back to The Group Medical Labs and kurch heads back to his room to check in with The Group.*
Kurch: "Lime is fun if it has no flies."
Kurch's Computer:
Wrong ID!! Come on. Must you keep up with thiis!
Access denied.
Kurch: "Time flies when you are having fun."
Kurch's Computer:
Correct ID.
Access granted.
Welcome Kurchatovium.
There are 1391 days remaining.
There are 1391 days remaining.
Kurch's Computer: Anything new?
Kurch: Yes the fruitcake samples were loaded with a new kind of prion which causes madness. Emeril had ingested a large amount of these samples and seems to be affected. Peter has had the Group pick him up for evaluation and treatment. We thought it best to go this way to avoid any panic.
Kurch's Computer: Great job by you both. Its time we confronted Linda Butler and end her plans. We cant wait any longer and we will have no better ropportunity. Be careful she is quite dangerous and may even be totally demonic.
Kurch: I think she is but I have a plan to deal with her.
What is kurch's plan? How will he stop the evil Linda Butler? What exactly is Linda Butler trying to accomplish with these tainted fruitcakes? Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion of Kurchennium.
