-10 Things You Wish You Could Say to 10 People Right Now:-
10. Your post count is cooler than you.
09. Wisdom doesn't always come with age
08. You're not 12, but you sure act like it.
07. You were a load your mom should have swallowed.
06. Quit following me
05. We know you're gay. Calm down.
04. I miss your posts.
03. You pretty much made the wrong choice
02. You're useless
01. I'm glad you stopped blogging. Now you should stop posting.
-9 Things People May Not Know About You:-
09. I suck at math.
08. I am an Irish citizen.
07. I'm smarter than you.
06. I speak Italian, sort of.
05. I was the 4th grade spelling bee champ
04. I like to bake.
03. I smoke Newports
02. I like politics
01. I wish I was older
-8 Ways To Win Your Heart:-
08. Not short
07. Nice eyes
06. Good job
05. Sense of humor
04. Goals
03. Intelligent
02. Loyal
01. Honest
-7 Things That Cross Your Mind A Lot:-
07. Sex
06. Writing
05. Music
04. Alcohol
03. Drugs
02. Food
01. Money
-6 Things You Do Before You Fall Asleep (not in order):-
06. Eat
05. Watch tv online
04. Smoke
03. Check the forum
02. Masturbate
01. Smoke
-5 Characteristics.. You Value:-
05. Intelligence
04. Loyalty
03. Confidence
02. Honesty
01. Sense of humor
-4 Songs to Describe Your Life Right Now:-
04. "Run This Town" - JayZ
03. "Spitting Venom" - Modest Mouse
02. "Via Chicago" - Wilco
01. "If I Ever Leave This World Alive" - Flogging Molly
-3 Things You Wish You Never Did:-
03. I wish I never dated about half the people I've dated
02. I wish I never went to such an expensive fucking college
01. I wish I never started posting here.
-2 Things You Want to Do Before You Die:-
02. Write a book that actually gets published and sells some copies
01. Visit the place my dad grew up
-1 Confession:-
01. I actually have feet. But if you make any dumb jokes or ask me any questions about them, I will fucking bite your head off.
10. Your post count is cooler than you.
09. Wisdom doesn't always come with age
08. You're not 12, but you sure act like it.
07. You were a load your mom should have swallowed.
06. Quit following me
05. We know you're gay. Calm down.
04. I miss your posts.
03. You pretty much made the wrong choice
02. You're useless
01. I'm glad you stopped blogging. Now you should stop posting.
-9 Things People May Not Know About You:-
09. I suck at math.
08. I am an Irish citizen.
07. I'm smarter than you.
06. I speak Italian, sort of.
05. I was the 4th grade spelling bee champ
04. I like to bake.
03. I smoke Newports
02. I like politics
01. I wish I was older
-8 Ways To Win Your Heart:-
08. Not short
07. Nice eyes
06. Good job
05. Sense of humor
04. Goals
03. Intelligent
02. Loyal
01. Honest
-7 Things That Cross Your Mind A Lot:-
07. Sex
06. Writing
05. Music
04. Alcohol
03. Drugs
02. Food
01. Money
-6 Things You Do Before You Fall Asleep (not in order):-
06. Eat
05. Watch tv online
04. Smoke
03. Check the forum
02. Masturbate
01. Smoke
-5 Characteristics.. You Value:-
05. Intelligence
04. Loyalty
03. Confidence
02. Honesty
01. Sense of humor
-4 Songs to Describe Your Life Right Now:-
04. "Run This Town" - JayZ
03. "Spitting Venom" - Modest Mouse
02. "Via Chicago" - Wilco
01. "If I Ever Leave This World Alive" - Flogging Molly
-3 Things You Wish You Never Did:-
03. I wish I never dated about half the people I've dated
02. I wish I never went to such an expensive fucking college
01. I wish I never started posting here.
-2 Things You Want to Do Before You Die:-
02. Write a book that actually gets published and sells some copies
01. Visit the place my dad grew up
-1 Confession:-
01. I actually have feet. But if you make any dumb jokes or ask me any questions about them, I will fucking bite your head off.
