Initially I wrote this other long post but it didn't work out. ....So I'm driving my car the other day, which is a rarity because it's on life support. It's in rough shape, kind of like the son of a bitch driving it...LOL. Well anyway, while rolling along I began to reminisce on this past year, which in part consisted largely of 'coffee, booze and shitty food'..LOL. Isn't that kind of catchy as far as lyrics? Just imagine the song title...''Ode to the Demise of One's Self''. I could go more in depth but why bother?
While dwelling on the ''shitty food'' part I began to think of and laugh at the Mc ''Shtick''. Ya know, The Mcmuffin, The McNugget. Well wouldn't it be funny if they expanded their menu and offered different services? For instance services within the automobile industry. Could imagine walking up to the register and the conversation going something like this...
''Hello, welcome to McDonalds, what can I get for you?''
''Well, for myself could I get 4 McChickens, 2 McDoubles, and a McSoda, diet. And Don't skimp on the McNapkins. And for my 1970 Buick Skylark I'm going to need 4 McTires, a McLube job with a side of power steering fluid, and a McTune Up, to go''...LOL ...That's just ridiculous man. That's my comedic contribution to the world for this day. 🙂
While dwelling on the ''shitty food'' part I began to think of and laugh at the Mc ''Shtick''. Ya know, The Mcmuffin, The McNugget. Well wouldn't it be funny if they expanded their menu and offered different services? For instance services within the automobile industry. Could imagine walking up to the register and the conversation going something like this...
''Hello, welcome to McDonalds, what can I get for you?''
''Well, for myself could I get 4 McChickens, 2 McDoubles, and a McSoda, diet. And Don't skimp on the McNapkins. And for my 1970 Buick Skylark I'm going to need 4 McTires, a McLube job with a side of power steering fluid, and a McTune Up, to go''...LOL ...That's just ridiculous man. That's my comedic contribution to the world for this day. 🙂
