I wrote these and posted them on my myspace page in between 2006 and 2007. My friends either enjoyed them or they were rather polite. 😛
Some of my haiku's were written during dark times in my life. These are not them and are simply meant to be silly.
Oh my god no more
You are tearing me apart
Screamed my new cellmate
I love you my dear
You are the perfect woman
Now please shave your back.
The Doctor's fingers
Trying to find my prostate
Instead found tonsils.
What a weird fetish.
I can't explain why I like.
Spanking dolphin's bums
Climbing a mountain
Wearing a pink spandex thong
Oxygen deprived?
My fingers are thick.
While my nostrils are so small.
Boogers don't fear me.
The results are in
Backwashing into your drink
Is not recycling!
Spam in my mailbox.
For a larger penis now.
I have spent thousands!
While having a poop
I love to sing country songs
Until the pain stops
Some of my haiku's were written during dark times in my life. These are not them and are simply meant to be silly.
Oh my god no more
You are tearing me apart
Screamed my new cellmate
I love you my dear
You are the perfect woman
Now please shave your back.
The Doctor's fingers
Trying to find my prostate
Instead found tonsils.
What a weird fetish.
I can't explain why I like.
Spanking dolphin's bums
Climbing a mountain
Wearing a pink spandex thong
Oxygen deprived?
My fingers are thick.
While my nostrils are so small.
Boogers don't fear me.
The results are in
Backwashing into your drink
Is not recycling!
Spam in my mailbox.
For a larger penis now.
I have spent thousands!
While having a poop
I love to sing country songs
Until the pain stops
