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Most fucked up text conversation I ever had

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Ok, so I was texting back and forth with my drinking buddy, Andreas... You don't want to know the background story to this though. Seriously, I'm not saying that because it's a funny line, you REALLY do NOT want to know, but anyways enjoy the freely translated conversation in English:




Me: This might be a strange question, but what is something that would be rather gruesome to eat while you're watching someone getting dismembered? Something with a lot of ketchup? It has to be something that would normally be considered tasty.

Andreas: Chicken Wings. Nobody wants to eat THAT! It feels like an internal organ when you chew it, and it even looks just like one.

Me: Fuck you. I don't like chicken wings! 🙁 Also, not funny, my mother died that way, etc.

Andreas: Fucking /b/-tard

Me: <3





Thought of the day: If you do something with the excuse that "the voices told you to", does that mean that you just caved in to peer pressure?​

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