Are you on good or bad terms with the last person you kissed?
Me and my dog are ALWAYS on good terms. Except from that one time she snapped at me. Bitch.
Whats your relationship with the last person you texted?
Sista, sista!
What time did you wake up today?
Freakin 5am. Freakin freak FREAK.
Name something you cant wait to do?
Be skinny. I can't wait to do that. Can you do skinny? Oh well. Makes sense in my head.
Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours?
These surveys are always so sexual. Hugs can be sexual. I give sexual hugs.
Would you introduce the last person you kissed to your parents?
EXCLUDING my dog here ... no, I would not.
Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other?
NO. YOU MUST FALL IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE YOU MEET. IT'S THE RULES.
Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Oh the answer here is yes btw. fyi. jicyww.
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
No. He's not allowed to talk to me.
How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
oh.my.gosh. WHAT is with all the kissing questions? I hate you already, survey. You fucker.
If something was wrong, who is the first boy you would go to?
JAY.
Are any of your friends sluts?
No. They are whores. BIG difference.
What have you learned about relationships?
I am not capable of ever being in one. True story.
When people say, "I don't ever talk about anyone", do you believe it?
Seriously?
Did you cry at all today?
Yush. I get emotional when I'm watching SYTYCD.
Did you ever want to be a doctor?
I tried not to dream that big. Janitor or dishwasher are my big dreams baby.
Last car ride?
Am I a dog?
Was your last kiss, standing up, sitting down, or laying down?
Another kissing question. Who would have thunk it?
s t a n d i n g u p.
Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
c7_assassin. Aren't I lucky?
Are you happy with the choices you've made?
Do you have a Facebook?
Shit ya son.
When is the next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
All I can do is laugh at this question.
How tall is the tallest person you’ve dated?
900ft.
Do you get easily embarrassed?
Your mom gets easily embarrassed.
At your best friend's house, do you know where they keep their cups?
In the toilet. That is where everyone keeps them, right?
Do you scare little kids?
24/7.
Who was the last person to IM you?
Some guy from here. Dunno his name.
What would you do if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
OMG I'm having puppies!
Do you find smoking unattractive?
Depends who is smoking the fag.
Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
This survey officially sucks.
What were you doing at 7:00 this morning?
Who wants ta know?
Have you done anything sneaky lately?
This one time at band camp...
Do you like to wear sweatpants?
Pants that sweat? No thanks.
Are you wearing them right now?
OH I see what happened. We assumed I said 'yes' to the last question. Well well well. Jerk.
Did you speak to your father today?
That would be negative.
If you HAD to kiss someone right now, who would it be?
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What do you think about the weather?
It's just dandy. Now don't you want to know how that last person I kissed thinks about the weather?
Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
More like "wtf I hate myself. go back to sleep now."
What did you have for breakfast?
Special K cereal bar thang. 90calories!
Are you short?
Sure .. why not?
Me and my dog are ALWAYS on good terms. Except from that one time she snapped at me. Bitch.
Whats your relationship with the last person you texted?
Sista, sista!
What time did you wake up today?
Freakin 5am. Freakin freak FREAK.
Name something you cant wait to do?
Be skinny. I can't wait to do that. Can you do skinny? Oh well. Makes sense in my head.
Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours?
These surveys are always so sexual. Hugs can be sexual. I give sexual hugs.
Would you introduce the last person you kissed to your parents?
EXCLUDING my dog here ... no, I would not.
Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other?
NO. YOU MUST FALL IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE YOU MEET. IT'S THE RULES.
Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Oh the answer here is yes btw. fyi. jicyww.
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
No. He's not allowed to talk to me.
How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
oh.my.gosh. WHAT is with all the kissing questions? I hate you already, survey. You fucker.
If something was wrong, who is the first boy you would go to?
JAY.
Are any of your friends sluts?
No. They are whores. BIG difference.
What have you learned about relationships?
I am not capable of ever being in one. True story.
When people say, "I don't ever talk about anyone", do you believe it?
Seriously?
Did you cry at all today?
Yush. I get emotional when I'm watching SYTYCD.
Did you ever want to be a doctor?
I tried not to dream that big. Janitor or dishwasher are my big dreams baby.
Last car ride?
Am I a dog?
Was your last kiss, standing up, sitting down, or laying down?
Another kissing question. Who would have thunk it?
s t a n d i n g u p.
Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
c7_assassin. Aren't I lucky?
Are you happy with the choices you've made?
Do you have a Facebook?
Shit ya son.
When is the next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
All I can do is laugh at this question.
How tall is the tallest person you’ve dated?
900ft.
Do you get easily embarrassed?
Your mom gets easily embarrassed.
At your best friend's house, do you know where they keep their cups?
In the toilet. That is where everyone keeps them, right?
Do you scare little kids?
24/7.
Who was the last person to IM you?
Some guy from here. Dunno his name.
What would you do if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
OMG I'm having puppies!
Do you find smoking unattractive?
Depends who is smoking the fag.
Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
This survey officially sucks.
What were you doing at 7:00 this morning?
Who wants ta know?
Have you done anything sneaky lately?
This one time at band camp...
Do you like to wear sweatpants?
Pants that sweat? No thanks.
Are you wearing them right now?
OH I see what happened. We assumed I said 'yes' to the last question. Well well well. Jerk.
Did you speak to your father today?
That would be negative.
If you HAD to kiss someone right now, who would it be?
[dp;gnjkdfklfdnkldfvkfndjvldnsfklejgvbfd
What do you think about the weather?
It's just dandy. Now don't you want to know how that last person I kissed thinks about the weather?
Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
More like "wtf I hate myself. go back to sleep now."
What did you have for breakfast?
Special K cereal bar thang. 90calories!
Are you short?
Sure .. why not?