so I decide to liven up her night a little bit. as I grab the cart I start bouncing from one leg to the other while kicking them out at 90 degrees as I hop along past her.
Wal-mart at like 2 AM is when the real creepiness happens. That and you can feel like an ass for trying to ask the deaf stockboy where they keep the garbage bags.
you're right Carolina, I don't get why Wal-Mart employees get so bugged out when you throw a football before you buy it, or dribble a basketball, or try to steal a scissorlift with the keys left in it.