Once again my blog talks about the important issues of the day. Well important I guess if you are real, real, real silly and nothing says silly or funny like a rubber chicken. Just like the one pictured below:
I use to own my very own rubber chicken till a friend borrowed it and never returned it. I am not exactly sure why he needed to borrow it perhaps he just needed cheering up or perhaps it was for some odd ritual as I do live in California so that sort of thing is not unusual. 😛 Anyway I encourage you all to buy your very own rubber chicken. Just remember not to lend it out or you may not get it back. The true magic of the rubber chicken is it makes everyone smile the instant you pull it out. Not many things have the ability to do that, especially in these troubled times. Just take a look at the little guy below all dressed up in sweat pants:
Or the chicken here peddling a bike:
Now if these images dont make you wish you had your very own rubber chicken I dont know what will. So get yourself a rubber chicken today or maybe even two or three. You can never really ever have enough. Pull them out when ever you or your friends feel a bit down and I am sure soon everyone will be smiling, just dont make a chicken salad sandwich with one cause it just dont taste good.
(the following was an exceedingly silly message from kurchatovium)