...who's into tickling. Sick fucking bastard.
I can't believe he actually gets off on an act which is so ridiculously childish and silly! I reckon he must have been dropped on his head when he was a kid, there's no way that normal people do things like that to get their sexual thrills. I'd blame his upbringing, but he grew up so normal! I'd have never thought he was into such weird shenannigans.
You hear about them all the time. Those weirdos. The ones who get caught licking random people's feet in public, flashers, and that guy who had sex with Henry the Hoover (via Henry's appropriately diametric hose).
Can't forget child molesters either. OMG! Tickling Fetishists are EXACTLY like child molesters! Kinda sorta.
Our kids aren't safe. Neither are the people they (the creepy tickle people) work with. Or the people who they interact with socially. At any moment, they could reach out and tickle you! And they'll be getting their jollies on, knocking out a crafty one fairly soon after the encounter (or even worse, while it's going on!).
The only possible solution to this affront to decency is to out them; to isolate them, to ridicule them, and to make them feel generally miserable until they stop being a danger to our childeren and themselves!
Because tickling is not normal, the people who like it are freaks, and we (society at large) will not stand for it! Not at all!
Well, that's all from me; I don't want to miss my Bukkake wank-a-thon! Starts at 7pm, doncha know...
I can't believe he actually gets off on an act which is so ridiculously childish and silly! I reckon he must have been dropped on his head when he was a kid, there's no way that normal people do things like that to get their sexual thrills. I'd blame his upbringing, but he grew up so normal! I'd have never thought he was into such weird shenannigans.
You hear about them all the time. Those weirdos. The ones who get caught licking random people's feet in public, flashers, and that guy who had sex with Henry the Hoover (via Henry's appropriately diametric hose).
Can't forget child molesters either. OMG! Tickling Fetishists are EXACTLY like child molesters! Kinda sorta.
Our kids aren't safe. Neither are the people they (the creepy tickle people) work with. Or the people who they interact with socially. At any moment, they could reach out and tickle you! And they'll be getting their jollies on, knocking out a crafty one fairly soon after the encounter (or even worse, while it's going on!).
The only possible solution to this affront to decency is to out them; to isolate them, to ridicule them, and to make them feel generally miserable until they stop being a danger to our childeren and themselves!
Because tickling is not normal, the people who like it are freaks, and we (society at large) will not stand for it! Not at all!
Well, that's all from me; I don't want to miss my Bukkake wank-a-thon! Starts at 7pm, doncha know...
