1. Is there anyone on this board you would ever consider having sex with?
-Nope.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
-Night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
-I sleep closest to the window. This sucks during the winter.
4. Do you masturbate?
-I think I would be even more stressed out if I didn't.
5. How often? Lately?
-Two to three times a week, usually.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
-Hellz no.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
-It depends how tired / cold I am.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
-Nope.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
-Read.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
-Aggressive.
11. Do you love someone this board?
-Yep.
12. Do you know all the people on this board?
-No.
13. Would you choose love or money?
-Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
-They're all pretty obvious.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
-Nope. Guys will try and then they get hurt.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
-My bed? His bed? The floor? I'm boring.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
-I'm not that weird.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
-Once by my little sister. Well, she didn't catch us having sex, but she caught us naked and scrambling to find our clothes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
-Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
-No, that's how you get AIDS.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
-Gross
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
-I've been hit on, groped, and so on by prospective male suitors, but I shot them down each time.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
-Kissed.
24. What's your sexuality?
-Straight
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
-No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
-No.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
-No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
-Yeah.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
-Perchance.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
-Mayhaps.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
-One. That's all you need to know.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
-The boyfriend has some pics of me.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
-No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
-No.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
-Nope.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
-It's what you do leading up to intercourse.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
-more ferarum
38. What's your favorite sex act?
-tickling, cunnilingus, sex, sleep. In that order.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
-No.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
-We shall soon find out.
-Nope.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
-Night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
-I sleep closest to the window. This sucks during the winter.
4. Do you masturbate?
-I think I would be even more stressed out if I didn't.
5. How often? Lately?
-Two to three times a week, usually.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
-Hellz no.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
-It depends how tired / cold I am.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
-Nope.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
-Read.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
-Aggressive.
11. Do you love someone this board?
-Yep.
12. Do you know all the people on this board?
-No.
13. Would you choose love or money?
-Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
-They're all pretty obvious.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
-Nope. Guys will try and then they get hurt.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
-My bed? His bed? The floor? I'm boring.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
-I'm not that weird.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
-Once by my little sister. Well, she didn't catch us having sex, but she caught us naked and scrambling to find our clothes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
-Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
-No, that's how you get AIDS.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
-Gross
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
-I've been hit on, groped, and so on by prospective male suitors, but I shot them down each time.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
-Kissed.
24. What's your sexuality?
-Straight
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
-No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
-No.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
-No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
-Yeah.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
-Perchance.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
-Mayhaps.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
-One. That's all you need to know.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
-The boyfriend has some pics of me.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
-No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
-No.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
-Nope.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
-It's what you do leading up to intercourse.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
-more ferarum
38. What's your favorite sex act?
-tickling, cunnilingus, sex, sleep. In that order.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
-No.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
-We shall soon find out.
