What is your favorite Kool-Aid flavor?
-I like lime.
Do you have a wireless keyboard and mouse?
-No. I have a laptop.
Last sporting event you watched on tv or in person?
-In Person: Cubs game
-On TV: Probably also a Cub's game.
Who makes the best fudge?
-I have no clue. That stuff is too rich for me.
Do you like it when toothpaste bubbles in your mouth?
-I hate toothpaste, but I'm not going to be scrubbing my teeth with Comet.
Do you believe that the world is gonna end at 2012?
-No. And I can't wait to see all the believers' realize that it's a bunch of bullshit.
How many songs are on your iPod or MP3 Player?
-Over 2,000
Have you ever made your own survey?
-No.
Can you swear inside your house?
-- Yes, though my dad doesn't really like me to on Sundays. Ha.
Do you save Bed Bath and Beyond coupons?
-No. Didn't they go out of business?
Have you ever had a pet goldfish?
-My family and I used to go to my school and church's carnival each year. I almost always won a goldfish in a bag of water from one of those stupid carnival games. It usually died within two weeks.
When did you last eat waffles?
-I can't remember. I'm not really a waffles or pancakes kind of person.
What is the most overrated thing in your opinion?
-This thing where people believe there is such a thing as "The One." That there is only one person that they were meant to fall in love with and be with for the rest of their life because the fates and destiny made it so. Or some bullshit. Also the 2012 thing.
Do you have a video Skype account?
-Yeah, but I never use it.
What color is your bed comforter?
-Yellow.
Does being in love make you gain weight?
-I think eating too much makes you gain weight. But you can word it however you want.
Do your parents have home videos of you as a kid?
-I have a shit-ton of pictures, because I was pretty much adorable, and one dusty VHS of my little sisters getting baptized. I'm in this green dress, ruffle socks, and pigtails running around the church with my grandpa trying to catch me.
How old is your oldest cousin?
-Late 30's - early 40's? Maybe even older.
If you HAD to get a tattoo, where and what would it be?
-I've got four.
Do you think Obama has tried drugs?
-He's admitted to it, so yeah. But I think everyone goes through that experimental stage. Don't tell me Clinton "couldn't" inhale.
What color is your bra or boxers?
-Not wearing one at the moment. It's hard enough to find a cute bra in 36D, so I've got a whole mess of different colored ones.
What is your favorite radio station?
-NPR
What ethnicity was your last ex?
-I don't even know. Werewolf?
What brand is your refrigerator?
-I have no clue.
How many people do you know that are pregnant?
-Zero. Though I see pregnant women all over the place. It's like an epidemic.
Do you have a picture with your middle finger up?
-No. Throwing up the peace sign, the middle finger, or the white-person gang sign (sideways peace sign) is an automatic sign you're a douche, most of the time. There are exceptions.
When is the last time you went to a birthday party?
-Shit, probably my own.
What is the best thing to happen to you this year so far?
-Gaining more experience writing, being in a great relationship, and just keeping myself afloat.
How long have you lived in the house you live in?
-It's an apartment and I've been living here for about three years.
Do you read a newspaper daily?
-I don't really like any of the Chicago newspapers. They're just becoming thinner and thinner, yet more expensive. I don't find the content captivating or interesting, the journalism is skewed to one side or another no matter what you read, and half the time it's about celebrities. So yeah, no thanks.
Anything your really afraid of?
-Something happening to my sisters.
Do you read tabloids?
-Sometimes they're funny, but I would never buy them unless I was taking a long plane ride and didn't have a book or something.
Have you ever had a really bad haircut?
-Oh god, yes. Once. I was in 7th grade and had just recently gotten my hair cut. A few weeks later everyone seemed to be getting new haircuts so I ask my mom to take me to get another one. The lady asks me how short I want it and I point to like the middle of my neck, not realizing that because my hair is curly, once it dries it's going to poof up and be way short. And this was all before I figured out how to really do my hair, curly or straight. So I basically looked like a q-tip for a while.
Oh and there was the Steven Segal look I had in the 4th - 6th grade where I was putting my hair in a ponytail, but using a shit-ton of gel to slick back the front. God it was bad.
Do you like your peanut butter crunchy or creamy?
-Creamy.
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
-Probably either Lake Placid or It. Lake Placid is a lame movie, but after I fell asleep the night I watched it, I sleep-walked (slept-walked?) for the only time so far in my life. I got out of bed, walked downstairs, went to the bathroom and put a bunch of lotion in my hair. Then I got a pen and wrote "hi" on my arm, went back upstairs, laid down in a different room, got up, went back to bed and woke up.
Have you ever ridden a skateboard?
-I used to have one. I was started to get decent riding it and was attempting to learn tricks when someone stole it out my backyard.
Do you drink enough water on a daily basis?
-Nope.
Would you burn the American flag for a million dollars?
-Yes, if it was really ratty and unfit to be hung anywhere. That's the proper way to dispose of the American flag anyway.
The main thing you cant leave your house without?
-Lighter.
Do you think the economy is improving yet?
-I think it's just beginning to stabilize right now. But it's not going to start to improve until people begin buying houses and cars again, the stock market doesn't soar or plummet at the drop of a hat due to events in Washington, more people begin working, and less people needing unemployment insurance. Until all that comes together, we can't say that things are really "improving." Rather, they've stopped getting shittier.
When was the last time you read a book?
-Do comic books count?
Where did you get that shirt you're wearing?
-My dad probably found it on the street.
Do you play pranks on April Fools Day?
-If I can think of something funny.
-I like lime.
Do you have a wireless keyboard and mouse?
-No. I have a laptop.
Last sporting event you watched on tv or in person?
-In Person: Cubs game
-On TV: Probably also a Cub's game.
Who makes the best fudge?
-I have no clue. That stuff is too rich for me.
Do you like it when toothpaste bubbles in your mouth?
-I hate toothpaste, but I'm not going to be scrubbing my teeth with Comet.
Do you believe that the world is gonna end at 2012?
-No. And I can't wait to see all the believers' realize that it's a bunch of bullshit.
How many songs are on your iPod or MP3 Player?
-Over 2,000
Have you ever made your own survey?
-No.
Can you swear inside your house?
-- Yes, though my dad doesn't really like me to on Sundays. Ha.
Do you save Bed Bath and Beyond coupons?
-No. Didn't they go out of business?
Have you ever had a pet goldfish?
-My family and I used to go to my school and church's carnival each year. I almost always won a goldfish in a bag of water from one of those stupid carnival games. It usually died within two weeks.
When did you last eat waffles?
-I can't remember. I'm not really a waffles or pancakes kind of person.
What is the most overrated thing in your opinion?
-This thing where people believe there is such a thing as "The One." That there is only one person that they were meant to fall in love with and be with for the rest of their life because the fates and destiny made it so. Or some bullshit. Also the 2012 thing.
Do you have a video Skype account?
-Yeah, but I never use it.
What color is your bed comforter?
-Yellow.
Does being in love make you gain weight?
-I think eating too much makes you gain weight. But you can word it however you want.
Do your parents have home videos of you as a kid?
-I have a shit-ton of pictures, because I was pretty much adorable, and one dusty VHS of my little sisters getting baptized. I'm in this green dress, ruffle socks, and pigtails running around the church with my grandpa trying to catch me.
How old is your oldest cousin?
-Late 30's - early 40's? Maybe even older.
If you HAD to get a tattoo, where and what would it be?
-I've got four.
Do you think Obama has tried drugs?
-He's admitted to it, so yeah. But I think everyone goes through that experimental stage. Don't tell me Clinton "couldn't" inhale.
What color is your bra or boxers?
-Not wearing one at the moment. It's hard enough to find a cute bra in 36D, so I've got a whole mess of different colored ones.
What is your favorite radio station?
-NPR
What ethnicity was your last ex?
-I don't even know. Werewolf?
What brand is your refrigerator?
-I have no clue.
How many people do you know that are pregnant?
-Zero. Though I see pregnant women all over the place. It's like an epidemic.
Do you have a picture with your middle finger up?
-No. Throwing up the peace sign, the middle finger, or the white-person gang sign (sideways peace sign) is an automatic sign you're a douche, most of the time. There are exceptions.
When is the last time you went to a birthday party?
-Shit, probably my own.
What is the best thing to happen to you this year so far?
-Gaining more experience writing, being in a great relationship, and just keeping myself afloat.
How long have you lived in the house you live in?
-It's an apartment and I've been living here for about three years.
Do you read a newspaper daily?
-I don't really like any of the Chicago newspapers. They're just becoming thinner and thinner, yet more expensive. I don't find the content captivating or interesting, the journalism is skewed to one side or another no matter what you read, and half the time it's about celebrities. So yeah, no thanks.
Anything your really afraid of?
-Something happening to my sisters.
Do you read tabloids?
-Sometimes they're funny, but I would never buy them unless I was taking a long plane ride and didn't have a book or something.
Have you ever had a really bad haircut?
-Oh god, yes. Once. I was in 7th grade and had just recently gotten my hair cut. A few weeks later everyone seemed to be getting new haircuts so I ask my mom to take me to get another one. The lady asks me how short I want it and I point to like the middle of my neck, not realizing that because my hair is curly, once it dries it's going to poof up and be way short. And this was all before I figured out how to really do my hair, curly or straight. So I basically looked like a q-tip for a while.
Oh and there was the Steven Segal look I had in the 4th - 6th grade where I was putting my hair in a ponytail, but using a shit-ton of gel to slick back the front. God it was bad.
Do you like your peanut butter crunchy or creamy?
-Creamy.
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
-Probably either Lake Placid or It. Lake Placid is a lame movie, but after I fell asleep the night I watched it, I sleep-walked (slept-walked?) for the only time so far in my life. I got out of bed, walked downstairs, went to the bathroom and put a bunch of lotion in my hair. Then I got a pen and wrote "hi" on my arm, went back upstairs, laid down in a different room, got up, went back to bed and woke up.
Have you ever ridden a skateboard?
-I used to have one. I was started to get decent riding it and was attempting to learn tricks when someone stole it out my backyard.
Do you drink enough water on a daily basis?
-Nope.
Would you burn the American flag for a million dollars?
-Yes, if it was really ratty and unfit to be hung anywhere. That's the proper way to dispose of the American flag anyway.
The main thing you cant leave your house without?
-Lighter.
Do you think the economy is improving yet?
-I think it's just beginning to stabilize right now. But it's not going to start to improve until people begin buying houses and cars again, the stock market doesn't soar or plummet at the drop of a hat due to events in Washington, more people begin working, and less people needing unemployment insurance. Until all that comes together, we can't say that things are really "improving." Rather, they've stopped getting shittier.
When was the last time you read a book?
-Do comic books count?
Where did you get that shirt you're wearing?
-My dad probably found it on the street.
Do you play pranks on April Fools Day?
-If I can think of something funny.
