I have received news a few minutes ago the the demon haunting mine and other gardens has been vanquished. Now before all you long tailed furry butt lovers come after me. I didn't do it. I didn't even get the chance to unleash my Master Plan. In fact I have an airtight alibi and witnesses to my whereabouts at the time of the exorcism.
Seems the hairy little bastard was perhaps getting to smug in his terrorizing of the neighborhood backyards. Very complacent with his theiving and destructive ways. He would never be bested, or so he thought. His smugness was his undoing.
The eyewitness account of the demise of this beast was as such. The chittering little shit was sitting on a low fence about four doors down from me, antagonizing a small, short legged dog of the old woman who lives there. All the dog was doing involved his morning relief break in his own back yard. The demon decided that it would be fun to taunt this small pup and started cussing and teasing the pup with the flicking of his tail.
The second time the squirrel turn to moon the pup and shake his tail was enough for the dog. From a flat footed stance the said flicking tail was engulfed in the teeth of this little pup. The demon was pulled hard to the ground and that was all she wrote. The old retired guy that lives behind her cleaned up the mess.....though it was reported that he was smiling all the time he was doing so. He has a nice garden too.
I guess that the demon had never heard of the leaping ability of a pissed off four year old Jack Russell Terrier.
Good boy, Timmy! Good boy!
Seems the hairy little bastard was perhaps getting to smug in his terrorizing of the neighborhood backyards. Very complacent with his theiving and destructive ways. He would never be bested, or so he thought. His smugness was his undoing.
The eyewitness account of the demise of this beast was as such. The chittering little shit was sitting on a low fence about four doors down from me, antagonizing a small, short legged dog of the old woman who lives there. All the dog was doing involved his morning relief break in his own back yard. The demon decided that it would be fun to taunt this small pup and started cussing and teasing the pup with the flicking of his tail.
The second time the squirrel turn to moon the pup and shake his tail was enough for the dog. From a flat footed stance the said flicking tail was engulfed in the teeth of this little pup. The demon was pulled hard to the ground and that was all she wrote. The old retired guy that lives behind her cleaned up the mess.....though it was reported that he was smiling all the time he was doing so. He has a nice garden too.
I guess that the demon had never heard of the leaping ability of a pissed off four year old Jack Russell Terrier.
Good boy, Timmy! Good boy!
