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Greetings mortals.
Long has it been since I have haunted these shores and cast a grim shadow over your homes. I have been away on a college venture these past few months. This, of course, leaves me little time to properly engage with the friends I've made here. I find that one can spend a longer duration chatting to friends on the TMF than on any social networking site. Response isn't as instant so I think it's easier to socialize and make new friends in short bursts on this ol' page.
Little has changed in the life of El Capitano. I have finished my first year in real, big-boy university and have lost many braincells in the process. I have begun and ended a relationship with a wretched sea ***** in the space of three months. I have done just about everything there is to do in college, in my first year here. Well, I haven't filmed myself being fucked or tickled in order to pay my fees yet, but father time has a sick, venal sense of humour.
I look forward to engaging in lewd sexual conduct with you all. Except for you. You are fat and have the face of a dog with the face of a blister.
Infernal hails.
Greetings mortals.
Long has it been since I have haunted these shores and cast a grim shadow over your homes. I have been away on a college venture these past few months. This, of course, leaves me little time to properly engage with the friends I've made here. I find that one can spend a longer duration chatting to friends on the TMF than on any social networking site. Response isn't as instant so I think it's easier to socialize and make new friends in short bursts on this ol' page.
Little has changed in the life of El Capitano. I have finished my first year in real, big-boy university and have lost many braincells in the process. I have begun and ended a relationship with a wretched sea ***** in the space of three months. I have done just about everything there is to do in college, in my first year here. Well, I haven't filmed myself being fucked or tickled in order to pay my fees yet, but father time has a sick, venal sense of humour.
I look forward to engaging in lewd sexual conduct with you all. Except for you. You are fat and have the face of a dog with the face of a blister.
Infernal hails.