1) If your cat indicates playtime is over, don't push it, or pray that your scratches don't get infected.
2) When pricking yourself for blood tests for blood sugar levels, make sure the needle is sharp and make damned sure you don't poke yourself in the same place twice in a row.
3) Being able to pee outside and have your ankles remain dry is a privilege not everyone possesses.
4) Life without cable television ain't so bad afterall.
5) If I hurt someone's feelings, the onus is on me to apologize, not on them because they didn't understand what I meant or how I meant it.
6) Life is so much funnier when a person is lacking sleep and entering delirium 🙂
2) When pricking yourself for blood tests for blood sugar levels, make sure the needle is sharp and make damned sure you don't poke yourself in the same place twice in a row.
3) Being able to pee outside and have your ankles remain dry is a privilege not everyone possesses.
4) Life without cable television ain't so bad afterall.
5) If I hurt someone's feelings, the onus is on me to apologize, not on them because they didn't understand what I meant or how I meant it.
6) Life is so much funnier when a person is lacking sleep and entering delirium 🙂