Oh lawdy. So, I haz a sick 
and it's some bullshit. I was a little coughy and sneezy all week, but it wasn't bad. Then around midweek my body was all sore, and I figured I had slept wrong because my bed is a fucking piece of asshole and one of the boards has recently taken to falling down, and I'm far too lazy to get up and fix it if it happens when I'm already in bed, so I sleep all crooked for the night.
H'anyway, this weekend, like mebbe Friday-ish, it started to get worse, and I was like wtf, mate? So I slept aloooooot on Friday and Saturday, then Saturday night when I woke up from my nap I thought I was approximately 4 1/2 minutes away from dying. I had that awful "Hi, I'm your fever, so in addition to feeling absolutely terrible, I'm going to fuck with you mentally as well and not allow you any consistency in body temperature whatsoever." I was freezing my ass off, and a minute later be sweating. Not to mention I felt similar to what I believe a 473 year old person feels like when they try to get out of bed. I've heard people say their body gets sore and their muscles hurt when they're sick - but dude - never happened to me before. Iz so much of teh suck.
Sunday night was similar, except about a 374 times worse. I had a fever and was SO sore and dizzy. This sick is bullshit.
Then Michael, who I love and appreciate so much, came over to bring me some stuff to make me feel better, and wanted me to go to the ER
Nowai am I spending $100 on an ER visit unless a limb is falling off. Then my mother, who I love and cherish more than anyone, calls me today and tells me, "Baby, I think you have Swine Flu. You have all the symptoms!" Then she reads me the list of symptoms her work sent her. H'okay - I do have all the symptoms - but I do not have the Swine Flu. I refuse. I have two weeks of overtime coming up and then Bella's. I will kick the Swine Flu in it's teeth.
I feel better today, a little. My temperature is down to 96 from 100 about 12 hours ago 😕 Not sure what that means. Probably is good, though. No fever = no infection = no Swine Flu, yes?
On a more positive note - Bella's is in a little over 2 weeks and I'm unbelievably stoked. I miss all my lovely lover loves so so much, and I can't wait to see everyone!
and it's some bullshit. I was a little coughy and sneezy all week, but it wasn't bad. Then around midweek my body was all sore, and I figured I had slept wrong because my bed is a fucking piece of asshole and one of the boards has recently taken to falling down, and I'm far too lazy to get up and fix it if it happens when I'm already in bed, so I sleep all crooked for the night. H'anyway, this weekend, like mebbe Friday-ish, it started to get worse, and I was like wtf, mate? So I slept aloooooot on Friday and Saturday, then Saturday night when I woke up from my nap I thought I was approximately 4 1/2 minutes away from dying. I had that awful "Hi, I'm your fever, so in addition to feeling absolutely terrible, I'm going to fuck with you mentally as well and not allow you any consistency in body temperature whatsoever." I was freezing my ass off, and a minute later be sweating. Not to mention I felt similar to what I believe a 473 year old person feels like when they try to get out of bed. I've heard people say their body gets sore and their muscles hurt when they're sick - but dude - never happened to me before. Iz so much of teh suck.
Sunday night was similar, except about a 374 times worse. I had a fever and was SO sore and dizzy. This sick is bullshit.
Then Michael, who I love and appreciate so much, came over to bring me some stuff to make me feel better, and wanted me to go to the ER
Nowai am I spending $100 on an ER visit unless a limb is falling off. Then my mother, who I love and cherish more than anyone, calls me today and tells me, "Baby, I think you have Swine Flu. You have all the symptoms!" Then she reads me the list of symptoms her work sent her. H'okay - I do have all the symptoms - but I do not have the Swine Flu. I refuse. I have two weeks of overtime coming up and then Bella's. I will kick the Swine Flu in it's teeth. I feel better today, a little. My temperature is down to 96 from 100 about 12 hours ago 😕 Not sure what that means. Probably is good, though. No fever = no infection = no Swine Flu, yes?
On a more positive note - Bella's is in a little over 2 weeks and I'm unbelievably stoked. I miss all my lovely lover loves so so much, and I can't wait to see everyone!
