HEY MOM AND DAD! Top Ten Reasons Why It's Your Fault I Love Tickling!
10. Actually, you barely tickled me at all. (So I went in search for the secrets of tickling!)
9. You let me start a feather collection and didn't ask why! (I almost forgot about that!)
8. When I told you I wanted to be a dancer and join the Girl Scouts, you walked away! (Hmm... I wonder if that would have opened up for more tickling.)
7. You gave me the talk on the dangers of sex several times, but never gave me the talk on the dangers of tickling. (I didn't have ANY sex partners, but tickle partners... heehee)
6. You didn't care that my sister and I had MONTH long tickle fights. (What happen to playing with Barbie? Of course, she was ticklish too.)
5. You let most of my aunts and my uncles tickle torture me! Yeah, I enjoyed it, but when I was the only one who asked for more, you never yelled at me and said, "That's enough!" (like you did when I went to get seconds of cake!)
4. You saw me being tickled in church every Sunday, but you never stopped it! (Sorry, Jesus, but it was fun!)
3. You shrugged it off when you saw me playing tickle games with my boyfriends instead of letting them get to 3rd base. (They got to second! *grin)
2. You gave me a ticklish, talking dog for Christmas when I was 5! (I mean, COME ON! Are you serious? I kept Daisy until I was 11.)
1. Genetics of course! Your Genes... Your Fault!
SunnyHunny
10. Actually, you barely tickled me at all. (So I went in search for the secrets of tickling!)
9. You let me start a feather collection and didn't ask why! (I almost forgot about that!)
8. When I told you I wanted to be a dancer and join the Girl Scouts, you walked away! (Hmm... I wonder if that would have opened up for more tickling.)
7. You gave me the talk on the dangers of sex several times, but never gave me the talk on the dangers of tickling. (I didn't have ANY sex partners, but tickle partners... heehee)
6. You didn't care that my sister and I had MONTH long tickle fights. (What happen to playing with Barbie? Of course, she was ticklish too.)
5. You let most of my aunts and my uncles tickle torture me! Yeah, I enjoyed it, but when I was the only one who asked for more, you never yelled at me and said, "That's enough!" (like you did when I went to get seconds of cake!)
4. You saw me being tickled in church every Sunday, but you never stopped it! (Sorry, Jesus, but it was fun!)
3. You shrugged it off when you saw me playing tickle games with my boyfriends instead of letting them get to 3rd base. (They got to second! *grin)
2. You gave me a ticklish, talking dog for Christmas when I was 5! (I mean, COME ON! Are you serious? I kept Daisy until I was 11.)
1. Genetics of course! Your Genes... Your Fault!
SunnyHunny
