OK. So I wake up thismorning and it is snowing. The weather man says it has been since 2am. So I go to work and it still snowing. I get my lung at 12:30 and what do you know? It is still snowing. By the time I leave work at 4:30, it is snowing harder. We now have almost 11 inches on the ground and it is rising.
OK. I know what some of you Northern folk are saying. "We have been getting snow all winter! Get over yourself!"
I live in Texas! I live in the land of tumble weeds and horny toads! The song, "Deep in the Heart of Texas" tells us that the "coyotes wail out on the trail, and the stars at night are big and bright. The sage in bloom is like perfume!"
Well? The coyotes are not wailing, they are freezing their ass off. There are no stars, just white shit falling from the sky, and that sage I was talking about, it is shrivled up like an old orange.
Now I am a calm and rational guy. Fun loving and such! Am I right? Why are you all facepalming yourselves? Oh well. This is my weekly rant. Happy snow day children. Let us all drink a toast to Jack Frost!
Then, light his ass on fire so we can defrost this winter wonderland!
Love you all!
OK. I know what some of you Northern folk are saying. "We have been getting snow all winter! Get over yourself!"
I live in Texas! I live in the land of tumble weeds and horny toads! The song, "Deep in the Heart of Texas" tells us that the "coyotes wail out on the trail, and the stars at night are big and bright. The sage in bloom is like perfume!"
Well? The coyotes are not wailing, they are freezing their ass off. There are no stars, just white shit falling from the sky, and that sage I was talking about, it is shrivled up like an old orange.
Now I am a calm and rational guy. Fun loving and such! Am I right? Why are you all facepalming yourselves? Oh well. This is my weekly rant. Happy snow day children. Let us all drink a toast to Jack Frost!
Then, light his ass on fire so we can defrost this winter wonderland!Love you all!
