Workplace Etiquette or "Stank Breakfast"

Can someone please tell my why my co-worker who sits a few cubes over (yes, I work in "cube city") brings in the smelliest breakfast every morning? They're some kind of microwave-able breakfast and smell like they came from the 9th level of Hell after their sewage system backed up.....

AND............

I shouldn't be able to hear him chew every bite...but I can.

I have given my co-worker the secret super-villain nickname "The Gobbler".

So much for my first blog and NO you can't have those 30 seconds back!!! 😀