What an ASS! Dude, try expanding your horizons. Bastinado is another form of foot punishment. No whiners on this one please! He described the post, placed it in the right section of the site, and did an EXCELLENT job if I say so myself.
Soldier, sometimes it's better to say NOTHING than to say somethin and look silly.
...ohh yes, poor samantha is in a veeery strict school! for example, the girls have to go to the pedicure at least twice a month, to keep their soles and toes soft and smooth...why? well, samantha's teachers practice a very special form of punishment...but let's have a look: