Well, first off....and this might hit a sore spot with you...but I'm not from Calgary...never been anywhere north of Georgia, US. But I do have Canadian ancestry...as a matter of fact, I'm 1/18th Canadian...oh and I'm not married, I'm single...I made up my wife to keep my relationships with the women of the forum strictly plutonic...it's because I'm still hurting from my last ex gf who I thought was Ms. Right..but she turned out to be Ms. B***h and Ms. S**t all rolled into one. That's all I've ever lied about, but the gossip is going around that I lied about everything...which isn't true at all...only those 2 things.