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This must be TickleJapan's photo warehouse. You can spend an hour or two in here if you follow all the subdirectories. Even the subdirectories have subdirectories. Check the 'parent directory' too. http://www.kusuguri.jp/images/DVD/ . . .

world's religions

A winter statistic: 98% OF AMERICANS SAY "OH SHIT" BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM WISCONSIN AND THEY SAY, "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS."

how this United States runs as well as it does when our ruling body ( Congress ) is composed of nothing more than a bunch of cheap sound-bite prostitutes who will lube up and bend over for a $50000 campaign contribution ?? Also true at the state level. Local level too. Only the price goes...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What...

Jim was in trouble. > > > He forgot his wedding Anniversary. > > > His wife was really angry. > > > She told him, "Tomorrow Morning, I expect to find a gift in the > driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" > The next morning Jim got up early and left for work. >...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded...

1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. 4. Accept that some days you...

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House; he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas...

and is worried about attempts by the TV networks (mainly ABC) to take away our ability to fast-forward through intrusive commercials ?? Could it happen ??

from Time Warner, for cable internet access ?? If so how do you like it ? I've been on it for two weeks now (I was using Adelphia, but now that Time Warner bought Adelphia I'm now on Road Runner). It crapped out today about noon, came back to life six hours later. Didn't bother calling tech...

Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese. *************** Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours...

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to...

ABC News reports that 10,000 lawyers are at work monitoring the election process in this fine country tonight. What a relief. . . .

for hosting this winner of a website. Thanks Jeff. You've attracted a fine following and should be proud of it.

for the first time in four years I lost control of a TMF page in Gen Dis. X'd out and ended up back on the Desktop. Freaky, but probably my fault somehow. This is for info only, no fix expected. And no, I was too pissed to remember the offending page. My bad. XP Home (up to date as of 8-2006)...

You may have seen this before, but I hadn't until today. Go to 'google' and search for 'failure'. Notice what the first result is on the list. Also, be sure to read Google's explanation right above it. (Why these results?). Interesting, no ??? . . .

I'd really like to try being something else. Within fifteen minutes of arriving home tonight, I got fucked twice by two large presences in my life, Adelphia/Time Warner/Comcast and the USPS. Adelphia/Time Warner/Comcast promised a phone number 'which will be answered by a human'. Bullshit...

( I did what he said, now it's your turn. all-caps is his, not mine). BUENOS DIAS!!! JOU HAVE YUST RECEIBED A MEHICAN BYRUS. SIN WE NO HABE SO GOOD TECHNIOLOGICALLY ADBANCE IN MEHICO, DEES IS A MANUAL BYRUS. PLEESE DELETE ALL JOUR FILES ON JOUR HARD-DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THEES...

I'm running off a new hard drive and am having the same problem on the TMF I had 2 years ago, and can't remember the fix. Problem: In a post, I try to use a smilie such as colon-uppercase-d for the green smilie face, and it gets converted to lower-case and comes out looking really stupid, i.e...