20 Questions that Reveal Who You Are

[c7_assassin]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

 

[b0xr]

1. florist
2. I'd have to say Clinton
3. 5'0"
4. Yes I would
5. Cop
6. Neither
7. Star in a Blockbuster movie
8. Fly
9. I've taken many punches so One more wouldn't hurt.
10. Sorry, but he junkie gets it.
11. 325 lb.s
12. So far after 33 years together it's been good (tickling too) so I'll go with the latter
13. good one...probably vomit after every orgasm (can't have just one a month)
14. Not very good historian 1935
15. Wolverine in 2
16. Murder
17. Shark
18. Cooler? Bond...James Bond even his name is cooler
19. Siberia
20. Burn in a car

Where the hell did you get these questions from??? really makes you think but mostly it seems like which evil do you prefer.

 

[asutickler]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

Florist.

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

As a person? JFK. Better technical skills? Bill Clinton.

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

7'2".

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

Yup. Key word was "his." I don't think I could do that to a girl.

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

Firefighter.

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

Driving Miss Daisy.

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

I'll take Hollywood, please.

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

FLY!

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

Angelina Jolie punching me in the face.

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

Hell no. I don't think I could jab someone/something's eyes out for ANYTHING.

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

I weighed upwards of 375 lbs. at one point in my life. I'll take Tourette's all day long.

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

I'd take one person, if it was somehow magically guaranteed to be wonderful forever.

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

Let's just say I'd be brushing my teeth a LOT.

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

1487.

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

Unless you're talking about the real-life forest creature, Wolverine would win that all day long.

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

Whichever one carried the lesser term.

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

A tiger. I can't swim for shit.

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

James Bond.

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

Tanzania.

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

I'll take cancer, TYVM.

 

[venray]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

florist

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

JFK

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

60 "

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

No

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

Cop

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

DMD

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

Hollywood for me...

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

INVISBLE!

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

Any part of Angelina in my face would be best...


10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

No

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

325...can always diet

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

I'll take love forever thank you...

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

BARF FTW!

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

1935


15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

No contest...Wolvey!

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

Whichever one doesnt give me the death penalty...

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

Tiger...this boy avoids swimming at all costs..

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

Bond...James Bond...

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

Tanzania

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

Cancer....Drugs would help for a more dignified death...

 

[ticklemepls]

20 Questions that Reveal Who You Are
1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?
florist

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?
JFK

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]
4'6"

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?
My initial answer was yes..... but knowing myself- nope I wouldn't ....

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?
police officer

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (or what I've seen of them anyways, I've never watched either fully)

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?
Chemistry

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?
Fly

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]
I'd take the punch in the face, thanks

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?
Absolutely not....

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?
Hmmm tough one really... but Tourette's I think

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?
Only one and love each other forever (hey I've got that )

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?
One a month- I HATE puking

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?
1935

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?
Wolverine- DUUUUUH

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?
hate-crime

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?
Tiger

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?
Bond... James Bond

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?
Siberia

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?
After watching countless family members lose their lives to cancer- I'd take burning to death.

 

[me4o]

1. coal-miner

2. N/A, but I'd go with JFK

3. 7"2

4.Yes

5.firefighter

6.The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

7. star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

8. invisible

9. Angelina Jolie to punch me in the face

10. No

11. 325 lbs

12. have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever

13.vomit after every orgasm I had, although that's a tricky question

14.1798

15. Wolverine

16. hate-crime

17. tiger

18. James Bond of course

19. Tanzania

20. burn to death in a car accident

Soo, how do I check my results? Am I a good or a bad person ?

 

[alchemy]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

Florist. ...though I do like caves

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

JFK

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

7'2"

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

No. The ends do not justify the means.

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

Firefighter

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

Seriously?! Texas Chainsaw and it isn't even close!

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

Probably a Hollywood blockbuster since it might help my music career as well

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

Fly

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

Angelina Jolie punch me in the face...and hell, if she's going to do it anyway, might as well tickle her.

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

No. The end does not justify the means. Also, I deal with junkie crackheads on a daily basis almost. Fuck em.

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

Dude, Tourettes! Shit Piss Fuck!

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

Probably the second one. I'm a romantic.

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

One a month. I'd rather be known as the once a month guy than the barf guy.

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

1935...and I wear a fedora every damn day and call people "Mac" or "Mug"

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

Wolverine. His healing factor would compensate for the Alien's acidic blood.

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

Murder

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

Tiger

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

I'm going to say Bond just because of all the women. But it's close.

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

Tanzania

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

I would say cancer just so I could say goodbye to people.

 

[ticklepamperer]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

florist

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

clinton

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

7'2"

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

yes

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

police officer

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

driving miss daisy

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

chemistry

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

fly

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

punch

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

no

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?
325

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

one person

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

one a month

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

1935

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

alien

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

hate crime

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

shark

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

james bond

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

tanzania

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

car accident

Interesting topiical questions, there are a lot of if buts and maybe type issues here.
I talk nonsense and sometimes tell lies lol, so take my answers with a pinch of snuff.

 

[Kittycupcake]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?
Florist, obviously.
2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?
Don't know, I'm English silly!
3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]
6"8, I'd be the most kick ass high fashion catwalk model EVER.
4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?
No. I don't think I physically could.
5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?
Police officer.
6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?
Never seen Driving Miss Daisy, so I gotta pick the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?
Nobel prize bitchessssss!
8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?
Invisible. As long as I controlled when it turned on and off.
9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]
I'd rather be punched in the face by -anyone- than have Courtney Love get near my delicates, lord knows what I could catch off even shaking hands with that woman!
10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?
I couldn't, I can't hurt people or animals!
11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?
Toughie. I'd rather be 325lbs...(that's like me x 3 1/4! Madness!)
12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?
The one person, obviously. It'd be better than the 1000 peoples sex anyways!
13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?
Vomit vomit vomit. One a month?! Madness!
14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?
1935
15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?
Wolverine!
16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?
It wouldn't matter, I'd only survive about 7 seconds in prison!
17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?
Tiger. They're cooler.
18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?
Ugh, neither!
19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?
I...don't...know?!
20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?[/QUOTE]
Burn to death. It'd take a matter of minutes as opposed to a long drawn out painful horribleness, and I'm selfish!

 

[Bohemianne]

-Florist and part-time coal miner
-JFK
-6’8”
-Take his fingers with pliers
-Police Officer
-Chainsaw Massacre
-Nobel Prize for Chem, yeah!
-Fly
-Haha… I’ll take Corny Love <<< It’s an intentional typo.
-Sorry AIDS junkie. I can’t hurt the gorilla, especially a sterling one.
-Tourette sounds sexier
-1000 intimate contacts? Unless I want to stink…
-Once a month won’t dehydrate the plum
-1798…but ugh Chopin isn’t born yet!
-Wolvalien.
-None of that for me
-Shark. I’ll spot the one with “fish are friends not food” mentality
-James Bond
-Tanzania
-Cancer = means I have more time at hand

 

[PiedPiper]

So where's the scoring legend for this thing? The recurrent themes seem pretty fatalistic.

 

[stroker]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

Florist

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

JFK

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

7' 2

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

No

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

Police Officer

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

Driving Miss Daisy

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

Star in Hollywood blockbuster

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

Able to fly

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

Have Angelina Jolie punch me in the face

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

No

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

325 lbs


12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

No preference on this one

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

Have one orgasm a month

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

1935

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

The Alien

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

Murder

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

Shark (90% of shark victims survive the attack)

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

James Bond

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

Tanzania

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

Esophageal cancer

 

[Soda Bobinski]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

Flower power , beeyotch.

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

Bill was so busy gettin' shit done , he didn't have time for movie stars.

Clinton.

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

5'0.

Them giants have pretty impressive wingspans. Not so much w/the lifespans.

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

If they're not feeling any pain , then how are they suffering?

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

Donuts!

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

I'd rather appeal to the smarties than the dummies.

Plus , me likes prizes.

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

A can of paint renders invisibility useless.

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

Punch in da face.

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

Nah.

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

Hmm , that's a very *DICKBAG!* good question. *KUNT!*TWAT!*ASSMUNCH!*

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

The latter , please.

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

As much as I HATE vomiting , I would still have more control w/the first scenario.

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

1935.

Electricity & running water gotta count for something.

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

No contest , bub.

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

I hate crime so much , I don't even go near prisons.

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

Tiger.

I never heard of Tiger Week.

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

There's only one Indy.

Well , okay ... two if ya count River Phoenix.

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

The climate's better in Tanzania. Gotsta work on m'tan.

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

I can get more comic-reading in w/the big C option , so cancer me up , babeh.

 

[maniactickler]

2. JFK i just went with the easiest one. sorry.

 

[CrystalLight]

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

I can get more comic-reading in w/the big C option , so cancer me up , babeh.

Remind me to punch you in the nuts next time I see you.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

Florist

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

I dunno. I feel like I have to say JFK because he's dead.

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

4'6" I can't get into guys shorter than me.

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

Yep! I wouldn't love it, but I really dig animals.

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

Firefighter!

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

I never saw Driving Miss Daisy, but Texas Chainsaw Massacre was pretty lame, and I dig Morgan Freeman so I'm gonna go with the latter.

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

Hollywood!

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

Auw shit. That's tough. I guess fly.

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

I find them both pretty unappealing, but I dislike herpes more than I dislike bruises so Brad Pitt.

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack
-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

Absolutely not. I have a thing about eyes. I could never do it.

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

325 lbs. you can lose weight. You can't lose Tourette's.

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

One person. I'm not crazy about the idea of a floppy, stretched out vagina. Besides, there probably aren't 50 people in the world I'd want to have sex with, let alone 1000. After a while I'd just be filling a quota.

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

Seriously? Vomit. Assuming I had like two minutes to recover and get to the bathroom.

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

1487

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

No idea

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

Whichever one would have me out sooner.

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

Tiger. Fuck sharks.

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

Indiana Jones

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

I dunno. They both sound pretty shitty.

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

OMG fuck burning to death. Cancer FTW!

 

[BrightEyes1082]

This is the worst game of "Would You Rather" ever. Lyz, I'm very
disappointed to see that you participated. But I'm going to as well.
In my own way.

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

My Grandpa was a coal-miner. I don't really like flowers unless they're in a garden.

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

Shit.

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

Absolutely.

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

Secret Service Agent.

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

They're both shitty.

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

Chemistry.

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

Fly.

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

Punched by Brad Pitt, because then I'd tear him a new asshole with my Krav Maga skills.

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack
-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

No.

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

It depends. Once I lose the weight, will it stay off with a guarantee that it will never return?

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

Just one. Kinda late for that though.

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

Vomit for sure. Hilarious.

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

NO.

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

What sort of alien? And Wolverine the animal? Or a Wolverine athlete

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

Murder, because if it was a "hate crime" I'd end up in the news and have to hear everyone bitch about how whatever I did was a hate crime even though it probably wasn't. So to minimize the failed attempts at prison rape, murder.

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

Tiger shark.

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

James Bond.

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

Tanzania. On the coast.

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

Cancer, but I would want to know for sure that I would end up dying, because I would skip the chemo and keep my hair.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Punched by Brad Pitt, because then I'd tear him a new asshole with my Krav Maga skills.

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[Persephone]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

Florist

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

Bill Clinton.

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

6'8...would get great model work

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

Sure. I am sure they did something a LOT worse to end up in prison.

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

Police officer.

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

Meh, never seen either.

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

Hollywood blockbuster.

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

Fly!

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women

Brad Pitt...

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

Nah...because the crack-addicted junkie is too damn out of it to even know what is going on.

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

325 lbs.

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

Sex with one person ever and love each other forever....has a lot more meaning

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

I don't orgasm that much...so once a month is fine for me

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

Oh my goodness, 1487....I LOVE Renaissance history.....I could experience it all then, meet all the artists and humanists I admire so much

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

Wolverine. Hugh Jackman for the fucking win!

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

Neither....I would never be able to murder someone....and I am not an ignorant person to kill someone in a hate-crime.

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

Tiger....kitty kitty

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

Indiana Jones because he had a whip

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

Siberia. I could learn how to dog sled.

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

I guess the cancer route...you could spend more time with your family that way. But cancer is nothing to joke about period.

 

[pfromptown]

Are these actually serious questions or are you just arsing around?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?
Coal-miner
2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?
Bill
3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]
4"6
4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?
I would like to, as I love animals, but dont think I could!
5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?
Police officer. Cuffs are a perk of the job

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?
Hollywood blockbuster
8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?
Fly
9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]
Brad Pitt punch in the face thankyou very much!
10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?
Never.
11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?
Tourette's
12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?
Amazing sex with 1000 people.
13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?
Ewww. One a month.
14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?
1935 seems cool
15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?
I just watched Alien tonight! xD Definatley that mother fucker.
16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?
Murder
17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?
Shark, they interest me.
18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?
Literally my two favorite men in the entire world! I therefore cannot choose.
19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?
Siberia
20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?
Car accident. I've always wanted to go dramatically.

 

[jhop220]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

Flourist

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

JFK

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

5'0"

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

No

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

Firefighter

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

Driving Miss Daisy

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

Nobel Prize

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

Fly

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

Getting my dick sucked would feel better then a punch in face...I can always close my eyes and use my imagination

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

Hell No

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

325lbs...can always lose weight

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

Sex with one

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

Once a Month

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

1798

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

Wolverine

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

murder

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

Tiger...quicker death

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

James Bond

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

Siberia

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

I suppose the car accident because it would be quicker

 

[ticklehound]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?
Coal miner

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?
Kennedy

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]
7'2"

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?
Yes

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?
Firefighter

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?
Chainsaw

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?
Hollywood

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?
Invisible

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]
Angelina

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?
No

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?
325lb

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?
Sex

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?
Vomit

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?
1798

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?
Wolverine

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?
Murder

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?
Tiger

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?
Bond

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?
Tanzania

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?
cancer

- Okay, weird questions, so . . . how do I find out what that says about me??

 

[c7_assassin]

- Okay, weird questions, so . . . how do I find out what that says about me??

You don't. But wasn't that fun just the same?

 

[Tickleslave83]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist? Florist, coal miners have a brutal life.

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton? JFK, he was big on NASA and Civil Rights.

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women] 5' 0"

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it? Yes, but I'd still feel guilty about it.

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer? I wouldn't meet the qualifications for either honestly. Less people hate firefighters though.

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy? The Texas Chainsaw Massacre , never saw Daisy.

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster? Nobel Prize for Chemistry

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly? Fly.

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women] Punched in the face.

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it? Probably not.

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome? Since I was once 270 pounds I guess 325 isn't much worse.

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever? Not sure. Although love sounds nice amazing sex with a 1000 is hard to resist. Probably the 1000.

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month? One a month. I've vomited way to much in this life and never want to vomit again.

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935? 1935 I guess so long as it's not in Germany. I had past lives in all those times and all were pretty bad.

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien? The alien seems more destructive but I think Wolverine's healing factor would let him live long enough to defeat the alien but it would be a difficult fight.

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime? MUrder. Hate crimes are done out of ignorance and prejudice but there are a few people who deserve to be murdered.

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark? Shark. I couldn't out run the tiger. Shark attacks usually aren't fatal.

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones? Eh, dunno.

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia? Tanzania. I like Russian culture but I hate the cold.

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer? Car accident, it's quicker.