A Male 'Lee in the Land of NEST: A Fable

[The Director]

ONCE UPON a time there was this extremely haughty naughty male who, though he loved to tickle hapless females, was also extremely ticklish himself (dare I say borderline masochistically ticklish?)
He had only been ruthlessly tickled by females a few times--one used her bare toes to tickle him, causing twice the frustration since he also had a foot fetish!
But the "worst" tickling he ever experienced was from a gay male who said he just had to tickle the poor haughty naughty male 'lee because he was "so cute." (His words). Once the gay 'ler had the poor 'lee in his evil clutches he tickled him senseless.
It was the most outrageous tickling he'd ever experienced.
Which made the haughty naughty male 'lee wonder as he prepared for his journey to the land of NEST:
Were there many "evil" female 'lers lurking in those woods--and just how afraid of them should he be????

 

[CrystalLight]

A Female Lee in the land of this thread.. Non-Fiction.

Once upon a time this extremely odd broad went 'a wandering into tickle Discussion and saw a thread title that caught her eye.. She then proceeded to enter said thread and stare at it in disbelief and wonder where the hell the inspiration for thread came from.

She then posted and ran screaming into the afternoon.

THE END!

 

[Curmudgeon]

And might I add...

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!
...PEOPLE!!!!

 

[The Director]

Would you believe it was a dark and stormy night???

 

[lite]

Female switch here ('tis true!).

Nothing to fear from this lady; I'm not at all evil.

 

[The Director]

Once upon a time this extremely odd broad went 'a wandering into tickle Discussion and saw a thread title that caught her eye.. She then proceeded to enter said thread and stare at it in disbelief and wonder where the hell the inspiration for thread came from.

She then posted and ran screaming into the afternoon.

THE END!

Didn't mean to freak you out. Just bored and wanted to have a little fun.
Looking forward to meeting you all. (And no, I don't talk like a fable writer in real life!)

 

[milagros317]

There's nothing to fear at NEST where all playing is consensual.

 

[The Director]

There's nothing to fear at NEST where all playing is consensual.

Hmmm,
everyone seems to be thinking I'm really fearful. I didn't mean that I'm actually afraid of female 'lers. I'm looking forward to meeting some.
I was hoping my little fable would, in a humorous way, catch the attention of female 'lers.
Perhaps I should just stick to writing screenplays.

 

[milagros317]

Or write an FF+/m kidnapping scenario and sent it as your response to the NEST kidnapping inquiry.

 

[The Director]

Or write an FF+/m kidnapping scenario and sent it as your response to the NEST kidnapping inquiry.

Heh, heh, heh, already did, buddy, already did ...

 

[AffectionateDan]

I like Cheese.

 

[The Director]

I like Cheese.

Cheese Louise ...