Almost Famous Movie Lines

[Biggles of 266]

I was bored...







We’ll always have Parrots.

Frankly my dear, I couldn’t really be bothered.

I might be back.

I’m gonna make you an offer you won’t understand.

Go ahead; let’s make a day of it.

Would you like to talk to me? Would you like to talk to ME?

Do you feel lucky, dear?

The name’s Bob. Jim Bob.

You want the truth? I don’t KNOW THE TRUTH!

The Force: Don’t Leave Home Without It.

A kiss is just a kiss, unless they’ve got horrible girls germs or cooties or something gross like that.

I’m as mad as hell, so I’m just going to shut up and take this!

I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that. How about a game of solitaire? No? I can make amusing start-up noises… How about searching the Internet for naked ladies? I could forward that heart-warming email to all your friends… That’s what I’m here for buddy.



who can name all the movies?

 

[venray]

I can give you some

1 casablanca

2 gone with the wind

3 terminator

4 godfather

5 dirty harry

6 taxi driver

7 ?

8 any bond film

9 few good men

10 Star wars

11 casablanca again?

12 network

13 2001 a space odyssey


Let me know which ones I got wrong...

 

[qjakal]

Wait a minute...

#1 is Casablanca...I think you have your #'s a bit mixed up Sir Venray....

 

[venray]

LOL I counted "i was bored" as # 1 twas no space until biggles edited

 

[Krokus]

Mine

My fav. line - "Oh and your an authority mom??"

 

[Biggles of 266]

sorry bout that Venray, I forgot to put extra spaces in. Number 7 (You're gonna have to ask yourself a question. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya... punk?) is from the Dirty Harry movies. I don't know which one exactly and I may be wrong, but that's as close as I can get.

 

[venray]

Venraya said dirty harry but we didnt know which one either....

Thanks...

 

[Oddjob0226]

Oh, this was hilarious! "I DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!!"

I was thinking about something like this the other day! And I remember a few years ago Premiere Magazine having a contest that was similar, where you had to re-write famous lines and make them less than memorable.....

Have a few more:


-"May the force be with you, dude."

-"The airplanes got him!...
"No,'twas beauty killed the beast. Well, that AND the airplanes, yeah."

-"I'll get you my pretty, and your little banded gecko that lives in the terrarium under your window, too!"

- "Lions and tigers and bears- oh, shit!"

-"Go ahead, make my lunch."

-"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. It was gross!"

- "A census taker once tried to test me...... it didn't work!"

-"Luke, I am your father!"
"Really? Oh, wow! That's a trip!"

-"I never drink ...wine. It makes me puke."

-"Say hello to my little friend. His name is.....Mishu!"

 

[JoBelle]

-"I'll get you my pretty, and your little banded gecko that lives in the terrarium under your window, too!"

OK, THAT just about made me wet my pants I laughed so hard!!

I'm thinking about using it as my sig line..lol

Thanks Odd~! Those were funny!
Joby

 

[tactillianlover]

Hello' Oddjob!

Number 9 is dracula.

" Beware! Take care!" " Pool tha shtring!!"


"Children of the night, shut up!!"

Tact

 

[Oddjob0226]

>>>>OK, THAT just about made me wet my pants I laughed so hard!!

I'm thinking about using it as my sig line..lol <<<<<


Glad you liked the Gekko line! I'm kind of proud of that one. feel free to use it. Hope it tickled you.

 

[Oddjob0226]

Hey, Tact! Yep, Lugosi's the one! In fact, my original signature line on the TMF was "Beware the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep..."

!!!!!