Answer the question above you with a lie.

[DeBris]

Have fun!

I will start the question:

Are you from the planet earth?

 

[milagros317]

No, I was born on Krypton.

Do you like the TMF?

 

[leafstk]

No, you people are all crazy

Are you a hockey fan?

 

[slacker2114]

No, hockey is for assholes.


Are you a new member here?

 

[leafstk]

Yes, how I got this post count so quickly I'll never know!

Have you been to NEST?

 

[McNoodle]

Sure have. Love to share memories with all the other attendees!

Are you sick of all the females constantly pm'ing you?

 

[slacker2114]

Yes. When will they learn no means no???


Did your football team win today?

 

[milagros317]

Most certainly, 49-0.

Who do you admire most?

 

[slacker2114]

Adolph Hitler. What a swell guy he was.


Do you have any Grey Poupon?

 

[leafstk]

Yes, right here Monsieur

Have you been in an F-16?

 

[McNoodle]

Yepper. Took it to prom.

Have you ever thrown a phone at Russell Crowe?

 

[slacker2114]

Hell yeah. Knocked him right out with it too.


Do car commercials make you want to buy cars?

 

[Angel77]

Yes, but I really need to stop that habit. I now own over 4,978 vehicles

You've been in a rap video?

 

[leafstk]

Yo! You haz to see my epic stylez, yo

Can you do a headspin?

 

[milagros317]

Yes, I'm close in Olympic quality in that talent.

Do you ever drink beer?

 

[Angel77]

Ew no, that's just disgusting!

You sing professionally?

 

[slacker2114]

Hell yeah. I've even been compared to Pavarotti.


Is it getting cold where you are?

 

[McNoodle]

Rather hot actually. Spring is finally here and everything is blooming.

You have been reincarnated?

 

[milagros317]

Yes, over 300 times.

Do you like to be tickled senseless?

 

[Angel77]

Ew hell no! Who in the hell would want THAT???

Do you like to ice skate?

 

[rockshock28]

Yeah! I love the fact that even though i'm from Buffalo, I can't move two feet on ice without falling on my ass.
You want to live in Florida?

 

[slacker2114]

Hell yeah!! I love hurricanes!


Do you really want to work tomorrow?

 

[rockshock28]

YES!!! But unfortunately, I'm only going to be there until 12 PM, and then my class lets out.
You like missing dinner because of work?

 

[Gothika]

o yes i just love working

Do u like tickling?

 

[rockshock28]

No! What the hell kind of sick pervert likes that?
Do you love waking up early to go to work?