Ask me anything! (Artoo edition)

[Artoo]

Jumping on the bandwagon just a little bit here.

So, shoot. Ask me anything.

 

[badreligion]

are you happy i responded first

 

[Artoo]

I'm happy that I got a response at all, so yes!

 

[Bugman]

Next time you see Slacker could you ask him something for me?

 

[Artoo]

Next time you see Slacker could you ask him something for me?

It depends on what you want me to ask him

 

[LD_Tickler]

If you had to executed but could choose any means (other than lethal injection) how would it be done?

 

[Artoo]

If you had to executed but could choose any means (other than lethal injection) how would it be done?

Being tickled to death? Lol

I think I'd quite like to be thrown out of a plane with no parachute. I've always liked the sensation of falling, be it going down water slides, skydiving, whatever. I'd imagine that those last few minutes of my life would be rather peaceful, provided I had accepted my fate.

 

[Bugman]

I see you are from Nottingham Artie.Do you know Maid Marian?

 

[Artoo]

I see you are from Nottingham Artie.Do you know Maid Marian?

I don't know her personally, though I've met the Sheriff of Nottingham a couple of times.

 

[ikaiyoo]

How did you originally find out about TMF?

 

[Artoo]

How did you originally find out about TMF?

I must have come across it when I was about 13 or 14 years old, trawling the internet for tickling stories while the rest of my family slept. I lurked here for years using another username, sometimes not visiting the site for months or years at a time.
I then signed up with my current account just over a year ago, when I got my own laptop.

 

[Bugman]

I don't know her personally, though I've met the Sheriff of Nottingham a couple of times.

No doubt you reprobate. Any special plans for the holidays?

 

[Artoo]

No doubt you reprobate. Any special plans for the holidays?

Work, revision, firebreathing, and having a heavy christmas and new years eve.

 

[LD_Tickler]

Would you stick with a girl if,

the two of you were in love, she loved tickling, she was gorgeous, but every time she orgasmed, she'd projectile vomit.

 

[Artoo]

Would you stick with a girl if,

the two of you were in love, she loved tickling, she was gorgeous, but every time she orgasmed, she'd projectile vomit.

If we were really in love, I guess the projectile vomit wouldn't sway me. However, I think the fact that she threw up when she came would stop me falling in love with her in the first place.

 

[LD_Tickler]

If we were really in love, I guess the projectile vomit wouldn't sway me. However, I think the fact that she threw up when she came would stop me falling in love with her in the first place.

Maybe it just started happening once you'd been dating for a while.

If you had to ban one from your life, which would it be, brownies or cookies?

 

[Artoo]

Maybe it just started happening once you'd been dating for a while.

If you had to ban one from your life, which would it be, brownies or cookies?

Probably cookies. I love hash brownies too much

 

[Helena]

If we were really in love, I guess the projectile vomit wouldn't sway me. However, I think the fact that she threw up when she came would stop me falling in love with her in the first place.

What if she had an invisibility cloak and super powers?

 

[Artoo]

What if she had an invisibility cloak and super powers?

If you've ever seen the terribly shit film, "My super ex-girlfriend", you'd know that I'd stay with her out of fear.

 

[Helena]

If you've ever seen the terribly shit film, "My super ex-girlfriend", you'd know that I'd stay with her out of fear.

I laughed like crazy during that film, although I don't think she had an invisibility cloak, did she?
Out of all the new icons we have acquired over the past 2 days, which one do you like most and why?

 

[kurchatovium]

If a tree falls in the forest, is the pope Catholic?

 

[Artoo]

I laughed like crazy during that film, although I don't think she had an invisibility cloak, did she?
Out of all the new icons we have acquired over the past 2 days, which one do you like most and why?

Frankly, I haven't paid too much attention to the icons, as I only use 5 or 6 to fully articulate myself.

If it were up to me, there'd be some British-themed ones to use. The Canadians and Swedes have their flags, so we should have a tea and crumpets one too.

 

[Artoo]

If a tree falls in the forest, is the pope Catholic?

Always, unless he isn't.
Or are you insinuating that whenever there is a tree in a forest, it will fall?

 

[kurchatovium]

Always, unless he isn't.
Or are you insinuating that whenever there is a tree in a forest, it will fall?

or if the Pope falls in the forest, are trees catholic?

 

[Artoo]

or if the Pope falls in the forest, are trees catholic?

Do trees understand the concept of (apparent) free will?

If the Pope falls in the forest, conclave shall begin again.
Of course, the forest is metaphorical.