Bizarre...Valentines Day

[ticklishbbw]

SAN DIEGO - To help adults get in the mood for love this
Valentine's Day, the San Diego Wild Animal Park is offering
special night tours that allow visitors to get up close and
personal to randy rhinos, horny giraffes and other sex-
crazed members of the animal kingdom. The tour, appro-
priately titled "Night Moves," is naughty by nature and
intended for adults only. An expert on the tour points out
the different animal courtship rituals, but park spokesman
Paul Garcia remarks "the rhinos usually get most of the
'oohs' and 'aahs.' They're not discreet at all." The tour
has been held annually around Valentine's Day for about a
decade, but interest has increased this year. Although the
tour costs about $100 a person, Garcia believes it will
sell out.


Yea..that'll get me in the mood. Don't they have cable in San Diego?

 

[milagros317]

I would have to agree that watching rutting rhinos would not be an erotic sight for me.

 

[kis123]

As bad as things are for me these days,

I'm in no mood to see animals, especially rhinos, get it off for 100.00. For that kind of money, I could find a man to do it myself!!!

 

[Limeoutsider]

If you want to see animals doing it that badly, either use your internet connection or your cable service.

 

[the_Baron]

i'll just sit at home and watch Wild Kingdom.

although, a close-up of camels would be nice. especially if i could see a nice hump.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Well now....this is different....

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Drew

 

[Double T]

Drew

Classic post, Drew! I concur, although I think I might add , and possibly