Bringing the two threads together

[Tissueboy]

Just trying to find a situation we can all agree on, folks! So, you walk into your bedroom to find a hermaphrodite tied down on your bed. "It" is blindfolded and gagged, and there is a note resting on top of it's penis-gina (vagipenis?) saying "Do as you see fit!"

WHAT DO YOU DO!?

 

[john getty]

I'd check for cigarettes and leave.

 

[Aimee]

This is getting ridiculous.

 

[trifalcon4]

you folks REALLY need to start locking your doors...

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

why, accept the award for "fastest deleted clip ever on youtube" of course. I've been meaning to burn down the place for insurance anyway.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Try to bribe it into impregnating itself.

 

[Gadilici]

Ask it if it can have sex with itself, and reproduce sexually and asexually at the same time.

And Trifalcon brings up a good point. Door locking would be good, cause apparently live in times where anyone can just stroll into our homes and put themselves into complicated bondage situations.

Christopher

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

I'd light it on fire for teh lulz, film it, and put it on youtube.

 

[SteakDinnerBoom]

I'd move........far far away and not tell anyone where I was going. Maybe to Sweden because the Swedish girl was pretty hot.

 

[ticklishscribe]

Just trying to find a situation we can all agree on, folks! So, you walk into your bedroom to find a hermaphrodite tied down on your bed. "It" is blindfolded and gagged, and there is a note resting on top of it's penis-gina (vagipenis?) saying "Do as you see fit!"

WHAT DO YOU DO!?

I'd immediately throw up.​

 

[CocomoMilt]

yuk...

first I would puke, then burn the place down for the insurance money.

 

[Cy/MiG]

I'd find the jackass who thought of such an absurd situation to begin with and then kick their ass.

 

[rhiannon]

Take admissions fees.

 

[Tissueboy]

I'd find the jackass who thought of such an absurd situation to begin with and then kick their ass.

Yeah he's a jerk. Let's get him...