C.A.B.ified Classics ~ Pocahontas

[C.A.B.]

I’ve gotten a lot of fan mail asking me to continue defiling the Disney Princesses in the C.A.B.ified Classics series… well I guess that's exactly what I’ve done here to the titular character of Disney’s 1995 Pocahontas. I think I saw the film. I’m pretty sure I did. I think I was impressed by the art direction and sweeping background vistas. But that was it. And unlike The Little Mermaid (which I’ve mentioned that I think is the perfect Disney film) Pocahontas was dry as a bone, and put me to sleep within 15 minutes or so. Don’t know… maybe the film was too constricted by overt political correctness and maudlin to be irreverent and entertaining. A yawn fest.

But here in the studded leather fetishy corners of my mind in C.A.B.ified Classics, we fix that. We take that little deerskin hottie and overlay some probable improbable historical behavior on the attitudes of the times. Pokie and her two jiggly canoes wind up in the Jamestown public stocks and Governor Ratcliffe himself spends a little quality time getting to know the perfidious native girl. ...Voilà! Film improved.

Life is good.

~ C.A.B.

* See all the C.A.B.ified Classics series HERE!

 

[tickler334]

Wowwwww. Another awesome C.A.B.ified Classics addition! My favorite collection of yours if I do say so, and that's saying something!

 

[The Bandito]

Jiggly canoes for the WIN!!!

Awesome animated hotness here.

I love this series, and this particular contribution might be my favorite installment yet!!

B

 

[assassin33]

Great work C.A.B

 

[The Director]

Sir, you are an artistic genius!

 

[Darth Vegeta]

One of your best in quite a while. Which isn't saying much since most of your stuff is either pure evil, pure awesome or pure hilariously fun!

 

[PQfingers]

Holy crap! Mad skills.

 

[heman2045]

Thats what a hot barefoot disney priness deserves! If anything it would have made the film more interesting!

 

[TeeHeeLawrence]

Clearly, C.A.B., you reached into an alternate dimension--Earth-Dizney, perhaps--and brought forth this wonderfully, wickedly realized "clip" from a world where The Walt Dizney Studios are celebrated for their fetish animations, live-action frivolities, and theme parks to which NO ONE under 18 is admitted. <br>
(One can only hope that future "acquisitions" will include a clip from the paddle-and-feather-laden Whacky Mouse Club as well as the blueprints of the legendary EPCOT (Entirely Perverse Center of Tickling) Dungeon.)

 

[Docsoul]

This is amazing! Incredibly hot animation

 

[dptydawg]

I love it, Great work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[stampstock]

. "THIS" installment completely thawed me out. Great work, CAB.

 

[seanwoj]

Good work.

 

[Tiger.Lily]

Forever my favorite. <3

All the Disney girls, please.

 

[bestmed]

Very well done. I hope we can see more of the Disney girls get your treatment.

 

[MTJpub]

WOW!

Absolutely amazing and easily one of my all-time favorite C.A.B.ified Classics!

Jim
MTJpub.com

 

[foottiklfantasy]

Amazing work. Thanks so much for sharing your talents with all of us.

 

[Bohemianne]

To the tune of "Hallelujah!":

Pocahontas! Pocahontas! Pocahontas! Poca-a-hontas!!!

 

[milagros317]

A truly wonderful gif! Just amazing. Great work!

 

[briel7]

Awesome work as always CAB!
Do you do the animations yourself?

 

[Myriads]

Awesome work as always CAB!
Do you do the animations yourself?

He does.

Myriads