Duckie`s travels

[Duckie]

hi i would put this in the humour forum but it just doesnt seem right.

iv been on my travels.

chillin by the pool
http://www.onvue.com/cards/duckie-1742.jpg

graduating
http://www.bookstore.umn.edu/images/system/product/1318.jpg

mountain climbing
http://www.discoverawatershed.org/Photo Album/Rocky to Moab/80 Duckie and Glen Canyon Dam.JPG

my fav heels
http://www.enchanted-dreams.com/prodimages/med/lin/E-601-DUCKIE.jpg

got involved with some lesbian action
http://www.bigheadstudio.com/zPlasticWrap0270.jpg
http://www.bigheadstudio.com/zPlasticWrap0083.jpg

started up an esscort sevice to sell my body and make some dosh
http://www.christiandemos.com/store/duckie.jpg

became the icing on the cake
http://verhelle.com/Duckie Cake.jpg

LOOK i now come in travel size
http://www.firebox.com/pic/p531ex10.jpg

the morning after
http://www.minibite.com/oldies/images/000426.jpg

shhh i dont think he`s noticed
http://people.cornell.edu/pages/jws35/images/fred with duckie.jpg

disaster struck in china
http://www.gdusa.com/issue_2003/10_oct/feature/pics/duckie.jpg

and all of a sudden i wasnt half the duck i used to be!
http://www.quacker.com/ducksoap/rubberduckies.JPG

last up i visited london
http://www.costumes.org/travel/1999uktour/disk21/Mvc-001f.jpg

mummy had presents waiting for me when i got home
http://www.giftsmadeeasy.com.au/cart/images/Rubber Duckie.JPG

bathtime`s so much fun
http://www.cs.indiana.edu/~ncosgray/duckie/image/bert_ernie.jpg

thats it,im staying here.

 

[milagros317]

ROTFL

Very funny, Duckie.

 

[gibby59]

Great stuff Duckie

 

[steph]

LOL Duckie~you're so cute!
LOVE the high heels, BTW...

XOXO

 

[Duckie]

Thats the LAST feather plucked my overcooked ovenbaked lump crispyness

vs

Beaten Biscuit Recipe

3 pints pastry flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup lard
Milk

Mix and sift flour and salt; cut and rub the lard into the flour. Make a stiff dough with milk or milk and water; knead and beat with rolling pin or mallet for one hour. The dough should be smooth and glossy, bits should break off with a snap.

Shape in thin flat cakes, prick all over with a sharp fork and bake in a moderate oven to a delicate brown, until the edges crack a little. They must have time enough to bake thoroughly or they will be heavy in the middle.

 

[milagros317]

Way to get revenge, Duckie. Excellent.

 

[kurchatovium]

LMAO way to go duckie.

 

[Duckie]

And?.....call that retaliation?.......ha!....didnt hunt ME down tho!!

 

[Duckie]

eh?

 

[mgctouch]

HEY EVERYBODY!!!! POTLUCK DINNER WILL BE SERVED AR 6:30 PM SHARP!!!!

On tonights menu, whe will feature our house specialty...

(I realize that some people have a variety of different food alergies so I have decided to post the ingredients for you. Everybody is welcome!!!)

BISCUIT TOPPED DUCKIE CASSEROLE

Ingredients

2 tbsp margarine
1/4 cup flour
1 tsp salt
1/4 tsp ground sage
1 cup water
1 cup milk
1 DUCKIE bouillon cube
2 cup cooked DUCKIE, cut up
10 oz frozen mixed veg, thawed
1/2 cup sliced celery
1/4 cup chopped onion
1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese
1 tbsp snipped parsley
1/2 tsp paprika
2 cup BISCUIT mix**
1/2 cup cold water**
1 **or 1 can refrigerated BISCUIT

I brought the main entre - What side courses do you wish to bring?

This post was provided by your friendly equal opportunity discriminator.

 

[General Zod]

Duckie and Biscuit
You two remind me of that one old Bugs Bunny cartoon where him and Daffy Duck are giving out rabbit and duck recipied to Elmer Fudd

 

[kurchatovium]

I think the bunnies are going to unite with the duckies.

 

[Duckie]

sounds good kurchy

 

[kurchatovium]

yup bunnies don't like getting eaten either.

 

[leafstk]

Cute thread, Duckie