Hippies vs. Headbangers - Epic World War I

[Knot Amewzed]

It's...
Metallica vs. The Grateful Dead
Ozzfest vs. Woodstock
Doc Martins vs. bare feet
Tattoos vs. Tofu
Satanism vs. Buddhism
Acid washed jeans vs. acid washed tongues
...you get the idea


Who will win this epic war for world supremacy? Is this world better off with or without either of these groups? How so?

 

[Mephistopheles]

Stinkin' hippies.

 

[Goodieluver]

Every one of us has heard the call
Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall
We know the power within us has brought us to this hall
there's magic in the metal there's magic is us all
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers go on get out
Leave the hall
Now the world must listen to our decree
We don't turn down for anyone we do just what we please
got to make it louder, all men play on ten
If you're not into metal, you are not my friend
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers I said
Leave the hall
Now the world must listen to our decree
We don't turn down for anyone we do just what we please
Got to make it louder, all men play on ten
If you're not into metal, you are not my friend
There's metal in the air tonite, can you hear it call
If you ain't got the balls, to take it you can
Leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall

 

[Mephistopheles]

Every one of us has heard the call
Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall
We know the power within us has brought us to this hall
there's magic in the metal there's magic is us all
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers go on get out
Leave the hall
Now the world must listen to our decree
We don't turn down for anyone we do just what we please
got to make it louder, all men play on ten
If you're not into metal, you are not my friend
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers I said
Leave the hall
Now the world must listen to our decree
We don't turn down for anyone we do just what we please
Got to make it louder, all men play on ten
If you're not into metal, you are not my friend
There's metal in the air tonite, can you hear it call
If you ain't got the balls, to take it you can
Leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall

Best way to get rid of posers is to have a massive moshpit, only the strongest survive.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Every one of us has heard the call
Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall
We know the power within us has brought us to this hall
there's magic in the metal there's magic is us all
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers go on get out
Leave the hall
Now the world must listen to our decree
We don't turn down for anyone we do just what we please
got to make it louder, all men play on ten
If you're not into metal, you are not my friend
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers I said
Leave the hall
Now the world must listen to our decree
We don't turn down for anyone we do just what we please
Got to make it louder, all men play on ten
If you're not into metal, you are not my friend
There's metal in the air tonite, can you hear it call
If you ain't got the balls, to take it you can
Leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall

Manowar shall ride threw our battle drenched speakers as headbangers across the globe unite to destroy all Hippies once and for all!

Carry-on my brothers.

 

[Goodieluver]

We're the metal inquisition, we've come to search you out
Once you to see things our way, you won't have any doubt
You better wear some leather, you better wear some chains
Don't try to resist us, it'll only bring you pain

We'll hunt you down like animals, we're going to have a chase
We'll beat you till you're senseless, we'll never leave a trace
We'll round you up for trial, we'll bust you on the spot
We'll treat you all like criminals, you'll be a sorry lot

And if you're not a metal head you might as well be dead
We're the metal inquisition... We sentence you to death... by guillotine!

We'll take you to our leaders, we'll take you to our court
Arrest you in the name of hell and play a deadly sport
And if we find you guilty, your punishment is death
You better look the other way, you'd better hold your breath

So if you're in a disco or in a country bar
You better get the hell out, we know who you are
You better get some metal and play it really loud
You have the chance to join us, the mighty and the proud

But if we catch you punking, you know the penalty
We'll come down with a vengeance, we'll never set you free
We're the metal inquisition, we're not too hard to find
Don't get any closer, we might just blow your mind

 

[Mephistopheles]

Talking

(JB) You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were striken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
(argh . . . yea!) x2

Singing

(Both)No-one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why we do not know

(JB) New-wave tried to destroy the metal, but the metal had its way
Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal was in the way
Punk-rock tryed to destroy the metal, but metal was much too strong
Techno tryed to defile the metal, but techno was proven wrong
Yea!

Metal!
It comes from hell!

 

[Knot Amewzed]

HAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Artoo]

You're aware that the hippies probably don't care/aren't aware of this war, right?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

You're aware that the hippies probably don't care/aren't aware of this war, right?

Yes, R2, well aware! It is to the headbangers' advantage!

 

[Mephistopheles]

Yes, R2, well aware! It is to the headbangers' advantage!

we'll have the element of suprirse

But haven't hippies realised by now that when you get alot of unemployed people together and have a sit in for peace just doesn't get you anywhere?

 

[Artoo]

Yes, R2, well aware! It is to the headbangers' advantage!

Thing is, most headbangers I know are all talk and no walk. That's not bait, that's just an observation.

As a Junglist, I care to stay out of such confrontation, and snigger on the sidelines while toking on a rather large doobie.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Thing is, most headbangers I know are all talk and no walk. That's not bait, that's just an observation.

As a Junglist, I care to stay out of such confrontation, and snigger on the sidelines while toking on a rather large doobie.

Yep, and thats why I suggest a really hard moshpit before we go to battle to seperate the men from the boys.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Thing is, most headbangers I know are all talk and no walk. That's not bait, that's just an observation.

As a Junglist, I care to stay out of such confrontation, and snigger on the sidelines while toking on a rather large doobie.

...As all Hippies are all walk and no automobile.

Now if you are offering a peace-pipe to the headbangers, some might condider.

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

I'm guessing the hippies.......considering the Headbangers couldn't even spell "Grateful Dead" right.





Drew

 

[Mephistopheles]

I'm guessing the hippies.......considering the Headbangers couldn't even spell "Grateful Dead" right.





Drew

but in case of a real war the hippies would just sit down and smoke pot while stating they don't believe in violence

 

[Dussicar]

I vote in favour of both.

Fucking beatniks can munch my asshairs.

 

[Goodieluver]

You're aware that the hippies probably don't care/aren't aware of this war, right?

Hippies cant stand death metal

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8dBJX4q1ado&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8dBJX4q1ado&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

 

[Empyrium]

I'm guessing the hippies.......considering the Headbangers couldn't even spell "Grateful Dead" right. Drew

Well played, sir! That was the first thing I noticed in this thread.

...As all Hippies are all walk and no automobile.

A very funny, if somewhat misinformed, bit of information.

Yep, and thats why I suggest a really hard moshpit before we go to battle to seperate the men from the boys.

I've been to quite a few metal shows and I wasn't very impressed with the people in the moshpit. Half of the time the moshpit is full muscle-bound fools wearing the local college emblems just out to hurt people. That's not exactly what metal is about.

Anyhow, I'm assuming this wasn't intended to be quite as serious as I might have thought. I listen to just about anything as long as it's good music...from Bathory to Simon and Garfunkel, Embalmer to Acoustic Syndicate, Estatic Fear to Merle Haggard, Black Sabbath to Aesop Rock.

In light of this discussion, I'd like to offer a happy medium...Stoner Doom metal...that should work for everyone?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

I'm guessing the hippies.......considering the Headbangers couldn't even spell "Grateful Dead" right.





Drew

Oh gees...edited. For some reason, I thought that the groovy, jam-band intentionally spelled it "Greatful". I wasn't paying the band too much attention or giving the spelling much thought; I was too busy listening to Anthrax. My apologies...now succumb to the power of metal!

 

[Knot Amewzed]

In light of this discussion, I'd like to offer a happy medium...Stoner Doom metal...that should work for everyone?

Isn't that Black Sabbath?

 

[Empyrium]

Isn't that Black Sabbath?

Kind of...Sabbath is actually one of my favorite bands...the original line up. I'm not really a Dio fan at all, though Tony Martin was ok. If you're interested, though, check out www.doom-metal.com and check out the Stoner Doom bands....There's a shitload of good music on there if you like metal.

 

[Tckleme]

Metal? Oh yeah!

Black Metal, Thrash Metal, Pagan Metal, Gothic Metal - rocks!

Nu Metal, Metalcore, Deathcore, Mathcore - sucks!

 

[Goodieluver]

Oh god now we are gonna have a sub war of metal vs black\death metal

 

[Mephistopheles]

Metal? Oh yeah!

Black Metal, Thrash Metal, Pagan Metal, Gothic Metal - rocks!

Nu Metal, Metalcore, Deathcore, Mathcore - sucks!

mathcore? What?