I like my coffee how I like my men....

[AphroditeRabbit]

*all of you fill it in from here* Let's see what some of you can come up with

 

[SheDevil1]

...burning the hell out of my mouth when I take a gulp?

 

[AcornaMordor]

Sugary sweet and creamy colored.

 

[SheDevil1]

Really nasty and decaf? I didn't know men came in decaf.

 

[nessonite1]

LOL SheDevil!
I like my coffee with exotic flavors

 

[SheDevil1]

Hehe. Do they make italian coffee? 0=)

 

[Kalamos]

Actually yes. Coffee tycoon Riccado Illy became mayor of Trieste, northeastern Italy.

 

[MistressValerie1]

I like my men lying naked on an Ab-Mistress Table or on the floor, but if it's coffee we're talking about, lol, I'll say hot and stimulating I don't mention "rich" becasue I'm not particularly materialistic.

 

[SheDevil1]

good. cuz my b/f is italian. i want some of that coffee. lol. I don't know what this has to do anything, but....................but nothing, that's all I got, I ran out of things to say. lol. Maybe I should lay off the irish "coffee". lol.

By the way, what is an ab-mistress? what does the ab mean? you like to tickle abs? I'm lost here. lol.

 

[Kalamos]

Irish things are *sometimes* loud and overrated.

...

Let's pretend I'm taking you seriously...

-> http://www.illy.com/

 

[SheDevil1]

alcohol is loud and overrated? Lol.

 

[MistressValerie1]

LOL, an Ab-Mistress is a type of abdominal-fitness trainer that I invented for a television ad parody She stimulates the circulation in the "student's" abs by tickling them, but she also does some "other" things to "strengthen" them (Hint: squishing )

 

[SheDevil1]

ahh so I was soemwhat right! Hehe.... My abs are pretty nice, but you should come test them just to make sure they're okay. 0=)

 

[marcon72]

I got a good one (kinda off topic)

"I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY WOMEN...TALL AND BLACK!!!"

i got that from my old English teacher of all people... not my preference

 

[MistressValerie1]

ahh so I was soemwhat right! Hehe.... My abs are pretty nice, but you should come test them just to make sure they're okay. 0=)

Thank you (blushing). I think that abs are the sexiest part of a man's or woman's anatomy.

 

[SheDevil1]

Ahhh I dunno, I'm kind of a foot person myself. But hey, ticklish skin is ticklish skin.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I like my coffee like I like my men, not one bit. Of course, the same goes for women also. Coffee=bah.

 

[nessonite1]

Actually I'd like my coffee to bring me breakfast in bed, take me out to dinner and a movie, whisper sweet nothings in my ear, and kiss me like he means it!
But coffee doesnt do that and neither does my man!!

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

I'm So Dumb I Think Irish Coffee Is Made Out Of 'taters. I Like My Coffee, Like I Like My Women To Like Me, Saucered And Blown!!! Btw Who's The Richest Man In Columbia? Why, Juan Valdez, Of Course. He's The Only One There Still Growing Coffee! Lol!

 

[Tickler Bart]

I like my women like I like my coffee . . . Regulah . . 1 sugar!