1) Set up a secret philanthropical organization to make sure a lot of needy people get a start in life...Katrina Relief...fund Schools, Animal Shelters & health oganizations
2) Give the Lion's share of $$$ to my brother & let HIM invest it...he's MORE Responsible.
3) Buy a small plot of land, (10 acres would do) ...& set up a teepee.
4) Pay Off MY Bills & Those of My Friends
5) Form a Nation-Wide Corps of Pranksters, Goof-Balls & Assorted Houligans, (Armed w/ an amazing array of Whoopie Cushions, Mustard Spray, Custard Pies & Seltzer Bottles, ETC.) who's MAIN TASK would be the Public Humiliation of Dishonest Politicians & those who Feed at the 'Public Trough" w/out a second thought to the Consequeces paid by 'we who work an Honest Job'...sort of a Nation Wide GOTCHA..All commited to film for evening News Feeds.
6) Buy a 3 deck-40 gun Sailing Frigate, Hoist the Jolly Roger/ Flying Eyeball Flag of the ZEN Pirate... Set it in Lake Powell AZ, The Chesapeke VA, Kenebunkport ME, Hyannis Port MA ETC....& sink ALL the Sailing Ships of Dishonest Corporate Greed-Heads & Corrupt Public Servants...all the while perfecting the perfect RUM Martini...Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhh!! Har Har Har
I TOLD ya My Brother is MORE Responsible.
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