I'm going to have to go to church now...

[slacker2114]

If I had known church kicked this much ass, I would've been going every week for years.

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[alchemy]

SHIT!

You and me both!

 

[Artoo]

Haha, I remember one stoned night at University when my friend showed me the original. Made me lol.

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[ViperGTS]

Oh holy crap, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

Church-goers are batshit.

 

[obama666]

oBAMA claims that he really doesn't remember if there was dancing in the chruch?

 

[TonyInMyThroat]

“Moshpit for Jesus” – It doesn’t get any better than that … But I didn’t see Jake & Elwood!

 

[BrightEyes1082]

You can come to my church with me!

 

[slacker2114]

Haha, I remember one stoned night at University when my friend showed me the original. Made me lol.

HA! That one was good too.

You can come to my church with me!

Your church plays Slayer?? Why didn't you tell me that before???

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Your church plays Slayer?? Why didn't you tell me that before???

Because people who come for Slayer don't come back.

 

[Carsomyr]

LOL! That's awesome!

Also made me think of this... It's not Slayer, but they teach kick-boxing and stuff instead!


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[Filthyweasel]

That was great! Moarplz.

 

[texastickler]

WoW!!!! Amen!

 

[Bugman]

If I had known church kicked this much ass, I would've been going every week for years.

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If you drag your sorry butt to church, let me know which one. I don't wanna be anywhere nearby when the lightning bolt hits.

 

[Angel77]

Holy....uh, whoa! That was some funny shit!

And to think, that footage was taken from real church services.

Crazy peeps out there, dang! I can't stop laughing at this.

"Kriss Kross will make you JUMP JUMP!"

"Punches for Jesus!"

"Wax on, wax off!"

"The power of Christ compels me!"

Oh man, I have to watch this again. Slacker, you rock!

 

[Angel77]

I had to come back and watch this again. Don't mind me.