Important reasons why you shouldn't sleep totally naked...

[milagros317]

a sketch artist might invade your premises

 

[Bohemianne]

Don't!

 

[General Zod]

If I sleep naked in my truck,and I have to get out of it in a hurry.............................

 

[Klaxxon]

Could make sleepwalking hazardous.

 

[milagros317]

a fire might force you to rush outside

 

[Bohemianne]

If I sleep naked in my truck,and I have to get out of it in a hurry.............................

I can't believe that you even think about sleeping naked in the truck...!

 

[Klaxxon]

Nothing to catch and trap any nocturnal emissions.

 

[Bohemianne]

It will be horror or comedy if you do.

 

[milagros317]

It will be horror or comedy if you do.

In my case, I'm afraid it would be horror.

 

[Bohemianne]

In my case, I'm afraid it would be horror.

Are you sure? Are you NOT mummified all the time?

 

[milagros317]

Are you sure? Aren't you NOT mummified all the time?

No, I am only mummified when Goddess Shelly is with me. (See below.)

 

[Bohemianne]

No, I am only mummified when Goddess Shelly is with me. (See below.)

Very cool pics! Thank you for showing them generously. It looks like you can survive any world war holocaust...

 

[milagros317]

Very cool pics! Thank you for showing them generously. It looks like you can survive any world war holocaust...

I am glad that you like them.
Falling asleep while mummified like that is the opposite of sleeping naked.

 

[Bohemianne]

...the thing might oxidize!

 

[milagros317]

Flying insects might bite you in a personal spot.

 

[Bohemianne]

Flying insects might bite you in a personal spot.

I'm thinking... of an ostrich.

 

[milagros317]

I'm thinking... of an ostrich.

An ostrich might wander into your bedroom.

 

[Bohemianne]

An ostrich might wander into your bedroom.

It can run very fast... and it's very spooky!

 

[arachnid95]

If you're having a "happy" dream and roll over... you might cause injury to yourself... XD

 

[milagros317]

A big cat with big claws might wander into your bedroom.

 

[Bohemianne]

A big cat with big claws might wander into your bedroom.

You mean something like... a cheetah?
Anyone would be a eunuch in no time.

 

[LadyInternet]

All your blankets are in the washer, and you'd be cold without them.

 

[mabus]

You'd rethink this if you had the option of sleeping next to a hot girl! (or guy for the ladies.)

 

[LadyInternet]

You'd rethink this if you had the option of sleeping next to a hot girl! (or guy for the ladies.)

I think the thread is about all the reasons you might not wanna, not the reasons to do it. Of course there are plenty of reasons to.

 

[milagros317]

You mean something like... a cheetah?
Anyone would be a eunuch in no time.

I was thinking of a Siberian tiger.