Exploding the myths about tickle cheating
The first myth I'm going to tackle is the idea that if you feel guilty over an indulgence of tickling (or being tickled) outside of your significant relationship, it's cheating, or it's "probably cheating." It seems like many have decided that feelings of guilt and shame are the litmus test for cheating.
If you feel guilty about it, then it's cheating!
But wouldn't that kind of thinking suggest that if you are comfortable with it, it must not be cheating?
"Dude! I totally got tickled last night by Sarita! Man, she got me so bad I almost passed out."
"Dude, that's awesome! Does your girl Savannah know about this?"
"Hellll no."
"Well isn't that....well....cheating?"
"No, my brother. See, if I felt guilty about it, well then it would be cheating."
"I gotcha. And you don't feel guilty, I take it?"
"No man, I'm totally cool with it. I am guilt free, my brother. And that means it's not cheating."
"Are you sure? How do you know this for certain?"
"Dude, I read it on the TMF."
"Well all right, then!"
The fact is, cheating has nothing to do with
feelings of guilt or shame. It has to do with whether of not you've violated the established rules of conduct. For example, many people feel no guilt or shame whatsoever about cheating on their income taxes. But if they've falsified any of their claim, they've still cheated, regardless of how they feel. If married Jared decides to pour the coal to Genevieve on the conference room table after work, and feels absolutely no shame, guilt, or remorse about it, it's still adultery, is it not?
Cheating can only happen when a set of rules is established in some way, either by a governing body, or by mutual agreement. In the case of tickling, if there is no mutual agreement made, there can be no cheating. It's that simple.
I will agree however that if you feel bad about tickling outside your significant relationship, you have the option to talk it out with your significant other, to explain that this is a big part of who you are and that it won't impact our relationship but in fact will strengthen it...
...then hope like hell she buys it.
The second myth we often hear about cheating by tickling is that only the significant other can decide whether or not it's cheating. This one comes close to pegging the ludicrosity meter.
It doesn't matter whether you think tickling is cheating. It ONLY matters what your significant other thinks!. By this way of thinking, your SO has total say-so over all your behavior. (S)He can decide that even talking to another (wo)man is cheating. If (s)he decides that leaving the toilet seat up is cheating, then by golly you'd better damn well make sure to put that seat down or get ready to talk to a divorce lawyer.
I know it's hard to believe, but I've actually seen this argument being made in more than one previous thread on this topic.
Once again, cheating can't happen unless there is a
mutual agreement. That means both partners must reach a consensus that tickling outside the relationship is unacceptable. If the bylaws of cheating are left strictly to the significant other, that's not a relationship. It's a dictatorship.