giantfan121262
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I heard this at the gym today.
There was a husband and wife married for like 40 years. During the marriage, the man was abusive towards his wife in every way imaginable. Finally, the wife died. On her way to Heaven, she knocks at the pearly gates. St Peter tells her that in order to get in, she must pass a test. St Peter advises that the test is really easy and she should have no problem. When she inquires about the test, St Peter tells her that she must spell a word. The woman asks what the wors is, and St. Peter tells her to spell LOVE. "That's easy" she said, L-O-V-E. St. Peter tells her she passed and is granted admission. A minute later St. Peter tells the woman that he must run an errand, and asks her to take his place while he is gone. "I'll be happy to" says the woman, "except, I won't know what to do". "Just do as I did" said St. Peter. A minute later, her husband comes to the gates. "Ernest, you looked so healthy just yesterday, WHAT HAPPENED?" she said surprised. Her husband said "well, I decided I can't live without you. I figured I'd join you and we can live happily ever after for eternity". The woman said "that's great, but in order for you to get in here, you must pass a test". "What is it" Ernest inquires. "Well, you must spell a word" she answers, "if you spell it correctly, you can come in, but if you spell it wrong, you have to go to hell". "What is the word" asks Ernest. "The word is" she says "CZECHOSLOVAKIA"
There was a husband and wife married for like 40 years. During the marriage, the man was abusive towards his wife in every way imaginable. Finally, the wife died. On her way to Heaven, she knocks at the pearly gates. St Peter tells her that in order to get in, she must pass a test. St Peter advises that the test is really easy and she should have no problem. When she inquires about the test, St Peter tells her that she must spell a word. The woman asks what the wors is, and St. Peter tells her to spell LOVE. "That's easy" she said, L-O-V-E. St. Peter tells her she passed and is granted admission. A minute later St. Peter tells the woman that he must run an errand, and asks her to take his place while he is gone. "I'll be happy to" says the woman, "except, I won't know what to do". "Just do as I did" said St. Peter. A minute later, her husband comes to the gates. "Ernest, you looked so healthy just yesterday, WHAT HAPPENED?" she said surprised. Her husband said "well, I decided I can't live without you. I figured I'd join you and we can live happily ever after for eternity". The woman said "that's great, but in order for you to get in here, you must pass a test". "What is it" Ernest inquires. "Well, you must spell a word" she answers, "if you spell it correctly, you can come in, but if you spell it wrong, you have to go to hell". "What is the word" asks Ernest. "The word is" she says "CZECHOSLOVAKIA"
