Introduction To A Kiddy Show
Hi there, all you delightful little boys and girls! This is you old TV buddy, Mistress Valerie, with another 69-hour program of fun and films and implements for all of you. And we have a lot of great cartoons and videos. We will start with a cartoon about Mickey the Laughing Hyena and Donald Dodo. Then we'll have a commercial for a new toy called Flabidijobido. It will teach you how to build an electric toothbrush and how to speak Nessonese before you even start school. Next, we'll have a cartoon about Bullwinkle and Rocky, the Flying Weapon of Mass Destruction. And after that, 10 more gothic commercials. Wow!