My God.....The Horror

[ShiningIce]

How can such a thing exsist? Its an abomination!!! It has to be destroyed........In God's Name!!!! SOME ONE STOP IT!!!!

 

[AffectionateDan]

Okay, I'll bite...

WTF are we talkin' about here?

 

[Limeoutsider]

Ill assume he's talking about de icer

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Just another of Ice's random threads, play along and you won't get hurt.

Where is it!!!!????? It must be stopped!!!!!! Where's my bazooka!!!!???? MUST DESTROY IT!!!!!!!!!

 

[cleopatra2003]

Oh Shit run for you life! Hurry take cover!!!!! Their every where and it's catching. I know now I am ready for the funny farm, I am! I am!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Fires randomly with bazooka and AK-47*

Die, Die!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I Shall Kill It!!!!!!

 

[ShiningIce]

This thing, this HORRIBLE thing its far too powerful to be destroyed by conventional weapons............Oh no its getting closer HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

 

[kurchatovium]

Here I come to save the day. (I have to find a better intro than the Mighty Mouse theme)

Stand back evil monster do not harm these fair young citizens of the TMF. See how you like this jar of rancid orange marmalade you fiend.


Gee I love this superhero talk.

 

[ShiningIce]

No stay back Kurch you dont know what that thing.....Its too terrible its................... BLACK LICORICE MARMALADE!!!!!!!

 

[Limeoutsider]

I should have seen this coming

 

[JoBelle]

Dang, and I thought he was talking about Jims 9/11 thread.

Joby, who thinks all marmalade should be orange.

 

[TicklingDuo]

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S DECENT........SOMEBODY STOP THIS THING......BEFORE IT GET'S TO THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!

DREW

 

[kurchatovium]

SPOOOOOOON! (Nah I don't think the Tick's lead in is much better)

Stand back you awful non-orangey mass of marmalalde. I have my ultimate weapon. The new and improved Antimatter marmalade. Take that you fiend.

KABOOM!

I think we are safe fair citizens of the TMF. The antimatter marmalade has annihilated the Black Licorice fiend leaving only massive amounts of gamma radiation and some licorice sticks to contend with.

 

[TKpervert]

I think we are safe fair citizens of the TMF. The antimatter marmalade has annihilated the Black Licorice fiend leaving only massive amounts of gamma radiation and some licorice sticks to contend with.

The gamma radiation will disperse in a few picoseconds, but those licorice sticks have a halflife of 300 years, unless of course some brave soul comes along and eats 'em.

 

[Limeoutsider]

The gamma radiation will disperse in a few picoseconds, but those licorice sticks have a halflife of 300 years, unless of course some brave soul comes along and eats 'em.

Eh, you just volunteered, ger chomping

 

[ShiningIce]

Thank God it has been delt with. Although I could have sworn I saw Venray nibbling on it earlier.........

 

[AffectionateDan]

Innocent bear, minding his own beeswax, when suddenly...

The gamma radiation will disperse in a few picoseconds, but those licorice sticks have a halflife of 300 years, unless of course some brave soul comes along and eats 'em.

...and totally unprepared for a burst of unstable gamma rays from evil black marmaladium...

Strange... hurk! Feeling... argh! Body... (groan) CHANGING... RAHRRRRRRR!!!!!

BLACK GOOP MAKE GRIZZ MAD! GRIZZ SMASH! "FOOM!" (huge, muscular green bear superleaps into downtown TMFopolis and begins ripping police cruisers in half and hurling national guard tanks like child's toys)

 

[ShiningIce]

Great look what you've done Kurch.

 

[BigJim]

Ice, I think you should seriously consider therapy dude.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Run for your lives!!!! We're all doomed!!! (Again) Kurch, I think you created a more dangerous problem then the first.
*Gets out beam saber to slice apart National Guard tank about to hit BigJim*

 

[BigJim]

*Gets out beam saber to slice apart National Guard tank about to hit BigJim*

Collapses under side of tank half, looks out with.............*WHITE EYES*.......................

*side of boot and jeans seam splitting open.......*

*shirt rips up the back...............*

*bellows and stands up to all 7 feet, throwing both halves of the tank into the background*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Sigh, might as well transform too.
*Armor tears.....*
*Hair grows longer.....*
*Rises up to full height of 12 feet as a badass anime villan.*
*Picks up ten foot sword*
*Begins to slice buildings and cars into tiny pieces to protect the innocent citizens from being crushed by them.*
*Fires energy blasts in all directions.*

 

[ShiningIce]

Puts on halloween mask then looks at BigJim. Quiet you.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

What now, Ice?

 

[ShiningIce]

Dont ask me!!! Hopefully Mimi can bring him down....