I laughed so much. You cheered up my weekend. Thanks xD
You should see me when I'm out trolling. This one dude demanded that I give him a 500 word apology essay. I went to story generator and gave him this:
A Short Story
by MaxxyWankah
Wiener Schnitzel had always hated Wet Narnia with its curly, curried Candy. It was a place where she felt This.
She was a Smelly, Happy, Saltwater drinker with Black Elbows and Mexican Fingernails. Her friends saw her as an attractive, agreeable Anteater. Once, she had even helped a vacant Hatchet's cross the road. That's the sort of woman he was.
Wiener walked over to the window and reflected on her Flamboyant surroundings. The Rainin' sideways teased like Presidential Frog.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Bob Saget. Bob was a Stupid Kowala with Batman Elbows and White Fingernails.
Wiener gulped. She was not prepared for Bob.
As Wiener stepped outside and Bob came closer, she could see the relieved glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want Her dishwasher," Bob bellowed, in a Gay tone. He slammed his fist against Wiener's chest, with the force of 6656 Anaconda. "I frigging hate you, Wiener Schnitzel."
Wiener looked back, even more Adjective and still fingering the Obtuse Rocks. "Bob, I'm fully aware that you're a miserable ♥♥♥♥," she replied.
They looked at each other with Is feelings, like two magnificent, mighty Moth Inumerate at a very Redundant Hannacha, which had Karaoke music playing in the background and two Flabbergasted uncles Laxitive to the beat.
Suddenly, Bob lunged forward and tried to punch Wiener in the face. Quickly, Wiener grabbed the Obtuse Rocks and brought it down on Bob's skull.
Bob's Batman Elbows trembled and his White Fingernails wobbled. He looked An, his body raw like a brave, big Balloons.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Bob Saget was dead.
Wiener Schnitzel went back inside and made herself a nice drink of Saltwater.
THE END
Before that he told me he was taking me to court and I replied:
Oohh. I haven't been to court in ages. I'll be sure to wear my serious suit.