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A mouse seeks help from a cow: Please help me! The cat is on my heels, can you hide me!
The cow takes two steps forward and drops a huge cow dung on the mouse.
Shortly thereafter, the cat appears. She looks around and sees a small mouse tail sticking out of the cow dung: she grabs the tail, shakes the dung off the mouse and eats it.
The morals of the story?
1. Not everyone who gives a shit about you mean you badly.
2. Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit means well with you.
3. If you're already in deep shit, then at least slink off with your tail between your legs.
The cow takes two steps forward and drops a huge cow dung on the mouse.
Shortly thereafter, the cat appears. She looks around and sees a small mouse tail sticking out of the cow dung: she grabs the tail, shakes the dung off the mouse and eats it.
The morals of the story?
1. Not everyone who gives a shit about you mean you badly.
2. Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit means well with you.
3. If you're already in deep shit, then at least slink off with your tail between your legs.
