OMFG we're out of internets.

[PurpleStyle]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/web/02/03/internet.addresses.gone/index.html

WHAT DO WE DO!?!? EVERYONE RUN!

 

[oman]

HOLY HABERDASHERS!

No room!?

We're doomed! :O

 

[Mash]

xD

 

[oman]

This is no laughing matter Mr.Mash, don't you realize what this means?

For room they'll have to get rid of things they don't need, meaning pornography and fetish sites, meaning TickleTheater! And it won't stop there, soon they'll hit TMF and the yahoo groups, then deviant art! We're goners!!! :scared

 

[Mash]

This is no laughing matter Mr.Mash, don't you realize what this means?

For room they'll have to get rid of things they don't need, meaning pornography and fetish sites, meaning TickleTheater! And it won't stop there, soon they'll hit TMF and the yahoo groups, then deviant art! We're goners!!! :scared

DEAR GOD! FASTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!

We have a good stock of non-expirables, right?

 

[11225]

Oh snap! I didn't realize that the internet has limited space. How awful! I just hope this doesn't get deleted/turned off. For without it, it wouldn't be the same anymore.

 

[idiot756]

This reminds me of the episode of South Park. "We're headin' out Californy way. We hear there's some internet out there."

 

[Budweiserbob!]

At first, I thought this sounded like one of those chain e-mails that used to flutter around the internet.

People! Bill Gates has just announced that the internet has run out! This is terrible news, but there is something we can do! Send this message to 24.5 people on your contact list and then magical computer fairies called 'Byte Sprites' will fly into the internet, wave their magic wands and make the internet grow! If you don't send this on, a creepy dead girl will come into your room tonight and molest you. Then she'll ring the police and say you had sex with her, making you a necrophile paedophile. So please, send this on.

but yikes... 340 undecillion. That's a big number.

 

[melanie2]

What do we do? *shrugs* i will read.

 

[player 01]

Well i guess we'll all have to find porn the old fashioned way.

Or you know, try and find prostitutes, they're plentiful and reasonably priced.

 

[MistressValerie1]

I haven't heard of any plan to eliminate adult sites to conserve IP space. There is a brief technical discussion about the lack of new IP addresses at ISC.

 

[player 01]

^Just saying that to be sarcastic mainly, but if that actually turned out to happen it wouldn't be a surprise considering the number of governments and private interests who want to dominate the internet completely.

 

[Mash]

Guys, they already have a new pool of IP's ready. No sites are going to be taken down to conserve space. They have approximately 10^36 new ones.

 

[love feet]

All your ISP is going to do is switch from IP4 to IP6! we do NOT need to do Anything at all!!!.

 

[Journia]

You're serious, aren't you Oman?

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

They can take my internets when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.

 

[socktickler86]

bye bye interwebs!

 

[oman]

You're serious, aren't you Oman?

Yes, yes I am!

 

[Ishaanshah]

Delete old stuff, that is all you have to do.