One of the world's most renowned construction workers dies.
He goes to hell, is greeted and told to come in. He says -
"Well I will come in on one condition - you let me fix this gate and the wall around it. It looks horrible"
The demon figures this guy will be here quite some time, and agrees.
So after some months, the gate and the wall looks brand new, and with designs. Satan sees it and says - "This is good! THIS impresses me, what else can you do?"
So after several years, the guy rebuilds Satan's castle, builds some new things, fixes everything, installs A/C into every building... and hell is a nice place.
God gets wind of this, sees that heaven needs work, and calls Satan on the phone. "Good afternoon, thanks for calling hell, Satan speaking"
"Yes Satan, this is god, I hear there was a mix up, you have one of my souls, and I need him back."
Satan says - "No God, you cast him down here, he is too skilled a worker, and I am keeping him so when my kingdom needs fixing.."
God says - "Then I will litigate your ass for his soul and other damages!"
Satan laughs heartily - "Yeah sure God, OoooK buddy, and where are YOU going to find a lawyer?"
He goes to hell, is greeted and told to come in. He says -
"Well I will come in on one condition - you let me fix this gate and the wall around it. It looks horrible"
The demon figures this guy will be here quite some time, and agrees.
So after some months, the gate and the wall looks brand new, and with designs. Satan sees it and says - "This is good! THIS impresses me, what else can you do?"
So after several years, the guy rebuilds Satan's castle, builds some new things, fixes everything, installs A/C into every building... and hell is a nice place.
God gets wind of this, sees that heaven needs work, and calls Satan on the phone. "Good afternoon, thanks for calling hell, Satan speaking"
"Yes Satan, this is god, I hear there was a mix up, you have one of my souls, and I need him back."
Satan says - "No God, you cast him down here, he is too skilled a worker, and I am keeping him so when my kingdom needs fixing.."
God says - "Then I will litigate your ass for his soul and other damages!"
Satan laughs heartily - "Yeah sure God, OoooK buddy, and where are YOU going to find a lawyer?"
