Move over, dads with "rules for dating my teenage daughter."
Your daughter is going to have to answer to her boyfriend's mother.
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RULES FOR DATING MY SON:
1. He is not your ATM.
2. If you show up to my house looking like a stripper, I will make you go away.
3. If I see any "sexts" on his phone, I will make you go away.
4. Understand if I don't like you, I will make you go away.
5. Understand that I can make you go away.
6. He's a "Mama's boy" Unless you have a ring on your finger, your opinion on that doesn't matter.
7. You are not in charge of him and it is not up to you to change him. Take him for who he is or see rule #5.
8. He is a gentlemen. I taught him that. You better act like a lady and deserve that.
9. I know how to avoid jail.
10. If you weasel your way past all these rules and fake a way to a ring on your finger, I will be something much worse than your boyfriend's mom, I will be your mother-in-law!
Your daughter is going to have to answer to her boyfriend's mother.
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/...0730094_6947200373066935352_n_zpswq89jlof.jpg
RULES FOR DATING MY SON:
1. He is not your ATM.
2. If you show up to my house looking like a stripper, I will make you go away.
3. If I see any "sexts" on his phone, I will make you go away.
4. Understand if I don't like you, I will make you go away.
5. Understand that I can make you go away.
6. He's a "Mama's boy" Unless you have a ring on your finger, your opinion on that doesn't matter.
7. You are not in charge of him and it is not up to you to change him. Take him for who he is or see rule #5.
8. He is a gentlemen. I taught him that. You better act like a lady and deserve that.
9. I know how to avoid jail.
10. If you weasel your way past all these rules and fake a way to a ring on your finger, I will be something much worse than your boyfriend's mom, I will be your mother-in-law!