"Scenes from a Hat" 12/6/01

[TheRhythmDoctor]

Things you can say to describe your car, but not your spouse.

The Rhythm Doctor

 

[guitman69]

Squeeze in...she's got a really big back seat!

 

[tklr5150]

Uh . . . it has headlights?

Oh, no, wait, I get the joke (avid Whose Line watcher here too ya know )


"Fill her up and she can go all night!"

 

[Dave2112]

"Go ahead, take her for a spin....everyone else does."

 

[MadKalnod]

"She's been making some really weird noises whenever I speed up. Can you have a look under her hood and see what's loose?"

"Maybe I should just trade her in for a newer model that handles better."

 

[CurtWild]

"i only wash her once a month"

 

[hawkikim]

Things you can say to describe your car, but not your spouse.

The Rhythm Doctor

Just make sure ya give her regular lube jobs, she'll go forever!

 

[QBWeaver]

This little Baby's got 4 on the floor!

Just touch that do-hicky there and she's ready to go!

And...

Ya gotta warm her up first

 

[guitman69]

Here's another one.


"She may not be pretty, but she sure is fast."

 

[Ticklish9's]

Hmmm...

"I hate when the stick jams up, and ya gotta wiggle it around to get it loose...."

"She makes this funny clanking noise when you take her for a ride...."

"She's got more trunk space than you could believe would fit into a frame that small...."

"I just bought a Japanese one...."

And finally... "I'm thinking about trading her in for a new one...."

 

[Dave2112]

"Think she's too old to get about $400 for?"

"She's been giving me so much trouble lately, I swear I'm going to just chuck her in the lake."

 

[Strelnikov]

Hell, why not both? Old saying: If it has tires or tits, you're eventually gonna have trouble with it.

Strelnikov