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2nd Level Indigo Feather
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Sensitivity Training For Men
* I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning!
* The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers. So I did. She's 25, and her name's Kathy.
* Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50. Completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
* The cost of living has gotten so bad my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "Why do you think that?" The man says, "The sex is still the same, but the dirty dishes are piling up!"
* My wife has been missing for a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back.
* I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning!
* The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers. So I did. She's 25, and her name's Kathy.
* Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50. Completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
* The cost of living has gotten so bad my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "Why do you think that?" The man says, "The sex is still the same, but the dirty dishes are piling up!"
* My wife has been missing for a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back.
