maverick83
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I am tired of getting email surveys and messages that tell me to forward it to so many people for luck and so on...I came up with this one...
The Anti-Survey
Hello, I am a preppy bitch, and feel the need to pry into your personal life. If you have no life and nothing to do, please fill it out and I will share it with my preppy bitch friends. We will laugh at your answers and call you stupid names.
What day is it now?
What time is it?
Why does it matter?
What is the square root of 1024?
Boxers or briefs?
Paper or plastic?
What is the meaning of life?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How many stupid surveys have you repsonded to in the last two months?
Have you ever:
Masturbated?
Milked a cow?
Drank from an open sewer?
Been so drunk you weren’t sober?
Accomplished a goal and realized how far it set you back?
Been abducted by aliens?
Been abducted by illegal aliens?
Danced naked?
Fit an entire banana into your mouth? If yes, what is your phone number?
Gotten an STD while you were asleep?
Are you annoyed yet?
Can you see me at your window, looking at you with my binoculars?
Are you naked?
Am I naked?
Who is naked?
Where are you right now?
Where am I?
If I were to kill you right now, would anyone hear you scream?
Are you afraid of:
Bunny Rabbits?
Kittens?
Ghosts?
Zombies?
Al Gore?
That FBI warning at the beginning of a movie?
Favorites:
Porno movie:
Place to stash dead bodies:
Place to burn evidence:
Drug Dealer:
Drug:
STD:
What time is it now?
Do you really care how long this survey took you?
Do you think anyone else will care?
Is this a contest?
How many questions am I still going to ask you?
Why is water wet?
How many years are there in forever?
Where did I put the TV remote?
Now make a wish. Write it on a small piece of paper. Forward this to as many people as you can. If you send it to…
10 people…your wish will not come true
20 people…you will waste a lot of time for 20 people, and your wish will still not come true
100 people…Congradulations. You’ve sent it to enough people. Now take the paper with your wish on it. Fold it up, really small, and stick it up your ass. Do I look like a genie to you?
The Anti-Survey
Hello, I am a preppy bitch, and feel the need to pry into your personal life. If you have no life and nothing to do, please fill it out and I will share it with my preppy bitch friends. We will laugh at your answers and call you stupid names.
What day is it now?
What time is it?
Why does it matter?
What is the square root of 1024?
Boxers or briefs?
Paper or plastic?
What is the meaning of life?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How many stupid surveys have you repsonded to in the last two months?
Have you ever:
Masturbated?
Milked a cow?
Drank from an open sewer?
Been so drunk you weren’t sober?
Accomplished a goal and realized how far it set you back?
Been abducted by aliens?
Been abducted by illegal aliens?
Danced naked?
Fit an entire banana into your mouth? If yes, what is your phone number?
Gotten an STD while you were asleep?
Are you annoyed yet?
Can you see me at your window, looking at you with my binoculars?
Are you naked?
Am I naked?
Who is naked?
Where are you right now?
Where am I?
If I were to kill you right now, would anyone hear you scream?
Are you afraid of:
Bunny Rabbits?
Kittens?
Ghosts?
Zombies?
Al Gore?
That FBI warning at the beginning of a movie?
Favorites:
Porno movie:
Place to stash dead bodies:
Place to burn evidence:
Drug Dealer:
Drug:
STD:
What time is it now?
Do you really care how long this survey took you?
Do you think anyone else will care?
Is this a contest?
How many questions am I still going to ask you?
Why is water wet?
How many years are there in forever?
Where did I put the TV remote?
Now make a wish. Write it on a small piece of paper. Forward this to as many people as you can. If you send it to…
10 people…your wish will not come true
20 people…you will waste a lot of time for 20 people, and your wish will still not come true
100 people…Congradulations. You’ve sent it to enough people. Now take the paper with your wish on it. Fold it up, really small, and stick it up your ass. Do I look like a genie to you?